This is a print version of story Always keep your condoms in your car. by moonrider from xHamster.com
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.
My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over by her house, She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
the entire f****y was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the f****y.'
And the moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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