This is a print version of story a Poem For Derpy Hooves by MissRawr from xHamster.com

A Poem For Derpy Hooves

I can only tell you what it's like to Impress
And right now it's a Muffin Delivery Distress
I can't see right but I will soar right up into the cosmos wondering if this snack is right it's like I'm in flight
High off of altitude where did the slip elude,
It's like I'm choking on a Banana Nut super food
And right before I'm about to take the last bite I see my fate crude
Think those were for a customer
Wait! Where did all the chocolate,
"RAISIN? WHAAAAT"
No you didn't. Keep this tail hidden since eating the parcel for a mail mare is forbidden
Here we go again
It's so insane cause when it's tasting tasty, it's all just super pastries
I'm a Peregrine Mendicant looking for the postage stamp, said these weren't for me
But ate it anyway, I feel so ashamed I Derped
Who's that mare? I don't even know her name
Is it Derpy Hooves or simply Ditzy Doo, I'll never lose you so say again: "MUFFINS"
I guess I'm going Postal
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Just gonna bake muffins, Eat them All
My wings can fly, but on clouds sometimes I trip and Fall
Just deliver mail watch me in the Skies...
Well, that's alright because I love your Derpy Eyes
I love your Derpy Eyes~~


Story URL: http://xhamster.com/user/MissRawr/posts/118393.html