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zapbranigon

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NO LOVE CHUMP SUCKER!
(3 months ago)
Signed up:1556 days ago
Last Activity:10 hours ago
Profile Viewed:10,619 times
Rank:Pornstar
Comments:1,499
I'm:Weebalo Zapp Brannigan,
From:Upstate, New York, United States
Seeking:Nobody
Languages:English, French
Personal Information
Relation:Single
Kids:No, but may be want some
Occupation:Starship Captain
Education:BA/BS (4 years college)
Religion:Spiritual
Star sign:Aries
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Never
Drugs:Never
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Average
Height:5 ft 9 in (175 cm)
Hair length:Medium
Hair color:Brown
Eye color:Green
About Me
I like:

The Outdoors/Nature(hikes, camp fires, the stars, hunting, fishing, wildlife etc), Art (mainly drawing and ceramics/pottery), Music (classical, 40's, 50's, 60's , 70's, Rock&Roll, old country, afro cuban, western, swing, jazz, blues, motown, stax records), Movies (funny, dark, depressive, thrillers, horror, classics etc), Motorcycles (ride and work on) I have a Harley Davidson XLCH Sportster, Hockey (goalie), Baseball (pitcher), Writing, Archaeology, Cartoons. I'd like to meet a nice, fun, intelligent young woman, with some curves and a big behind (hopefully) who enjoys some of the same.


As for sex/porn stuff, I like curvy girls, as you can see from all the videos and pictures. Normally (there are exceptions to the rule) black girls can get away with being smaller (150lbs - 450lbs) since they can still be pretty thick in the booty depo., while white,asian,latin, whatever else girls I think look better on the bigger (180-450lb) side. Big booty= good porn. Not really into group porn, bi, etc. the craziest I would normally see would be 2 girls 1 guy, or 2 girls, but mainly 1 on 1 guy/girl is what I like. Also, I like videos that make curves seem sexy and don't put curvy women down, with the whole "fuck pig" crap. If it is so nasty (being a big girl) why do you want to get with them? Curves are hot and girls who have them deserve to be told how sexy they are 24/7 not put down by some lame dick asshole who is too much of a pussy to be with them totally and 100%


Myself and sex since people seem to be interested: Yes, I do have a large penis (and balls for that matter) it is thick, stays hard for hours and can cum over and over again. I'm not into showing off etc. so the only way you'd see my goods was if we were in a committed relationship, I know what I've got and don't need anyone else to boost my self esteem. I would like to meet an amazing woman, hopefully with curves that is on the "non-slutty" side. Meaning, it'd be cool if she wanted a long term monogamist 1 on 1 relationship. Then after getting together we'd go crazy and have sex 24/7 for all time. Race isn't important, though I would say I tend to find Black Girls more attractive more often. White Girls, Hispanic Girls, or Asian Girls etc. could all be awesome too... skin color is not important, black girls do tend to have more shape more often than the others. I do like dark hair (dark red, brown, dark brown, black) much more than blonde hair. Also, a hairy pussy is a plus, Sweet! That said, looks do not matter the kind of person you are on the inside is what counts.


" A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left you blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left you blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while "



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2 months ago
great profile you too! very nice favs!
4 months ago
Thank you for the add and comment
4 months ago
Thanks for stopping by and your comment.
4 months ago
thanks for the compliment love
4 months ago
Sir Psycho Sexy is my favorite RHCP song, ever. Probably my favorite song in the world if we're being honest here.. How could I not add you? :P
4 months ago
Thanks adding the video to favorites, and i agree, Cherokee shouldn't have done that to those tits.
5 months ago
Hell yeah! Round oiled booty! ;)
6 months ago
Hi hun. Thanks for adding my video to you collection. Xo
6 months ago
that's an unusual thing to say for a guy :D
9 months ago
Thanks for the invite. I like your profile and I totally agree with how you see curvy women!
1 year ago
Thx for the comment
1 year ago
It was a pleasure reading your profile! ;p
1 year ago
Thanks for the comments! I'm glad you like the pics ;)
1 year ago
Thanks for comment fantastic vids !
2 years ago
I want to thank you for visiting my gallery and taking the time to leave a comment. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed.
2 years ago
You sound so lovely! Too bad you're upstate.
2 years ago
Thanks alot! In the words of the great poet Mike Epps, "it ain't your booty, its your beauty!" ...but a big ass is always nice
2 years ago
SALUTE
2 years ago
I'm glad you liked my Vintage IR pix. Thanks for the comments.
2 years ago
Thanks for the friendship. You have an excellent profile page, keep up the good work :0)
2 years ago
Nice profile..hot vids
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2 years ago
i loooooove this profile x
2 years ago
Thanks for the comments. AWESOME page love the videos.
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2 years ago
Yes sir...I saw her photo and "wam", my dick was hard as piece of raw diamond!
Thank you for your comments my friend.
2 years ago
Very nice profile you have there thanks for adding my video to your favorites
2 years ago
nice comment on the video couldn't have said it no better
2 years ago
Thanks for the add. I love your pics and videos.
2 years ago
love your profile meow
3 years ago
Great profile
3 years ago
Great name and avatar! I love curvy women as well, nice faves!

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