My addiction to DD

I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that buying the 3 pound sac o' coffee isnt cutting it anyore. I've been thinking about either hi-jacking a Dunkin Donuts semi filled with beans or buying a Columbian to haul beans up north for me. The later may be my b**st bet since it usually doent involve jail time and the plus side is I already have a donkey (long story, dont ask) to be his b**st of burden thru lessing my cost. Anyway, I just thought I would let everyone know about my addiction, afterall admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, of course the flip side of that is knowbody likes a quitter.
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Posted by vulkanfiber
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10 months ago
iced coffee in the summer for me!
2 years ago
Hmmm... Strange post for a Porn Site, but I've seen some Wierder Shit than this!
Johnny... I'm playing with my Dick because I Like doing it!
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
DD coffee is pretty good but I think i prefer a cup from Wawa first.
Jiver
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3 years ago
Been drinking several cups of filtered Douwe Egberts coffee for years. It's now five years past it's sell by date. Fine though, as it is air sealed.
3 years ago
funny story
3 years ago
LoL love it...Drink it and Folgers...black..hey
they sale it in store's now..
3 years ago
very good story but the coffee is ok
4 years ago
lol
bff69
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4 years ago
Hot fucking story! Read mine! It is real
4 years ago
When I'm out on the road I'm on the lookout for McD's coffee... only because it is the same nationwide. No real variation in flavor, just the same consistency, all the time.
4 years ago
I love McDonald's coffee.....and that's hard to admit to.

I think it's the sexy polish girl at my local McD's that makes me go back
jackguns
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4 years ago
Me I love coffee not starbucks thats not coffee yes dunk n donuts is good and 7-11 in very good mcdonalds is ok, jackinthebox is ok, dennys is good, ihop is very good, carls jr is ok, but you have to taste my own brew that i blend from various brands its the best straight coffee no additives. thanks
Uberjugend
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4 years ago
I give you an 'A' for honesty.
No Dunkin Donuts out here in California,
just tons of pure crystal methamphetamine.
rach90
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4 years ago
They do have better coffee than Starbucks! People who waste money at Starbucks are SUCKERS!!!
4 years ago
jaja what am i laughing
xhamsterboi
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4 years ago
7 eleven coffee is good too
4 years ago
not a damn thing, its just me rambling while over caffinated in the middle of the night.
4 years ago
What does this have to do with sex?