Sex Life of an Electron

by Eddy Current

One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try to
get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and
took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the wheatstone
bridge around by the sine wave and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing
current.


Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had his
resistance at a minimum and his field fully excited. He laid her on the
ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance, and pulled
out his high voltage probe. He inserted it into her socket, connecting them
in parallel, and began to short circut her shunt. Fully excited, Millie Amp
said, "mho, mho, give me mho." With his tube operating at a maximum peak,
and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum
peak. The excess current flow had gotten her hot and Micro Farad was
rapidly discharged and drained off every electron.


They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar
magnet lost all its field strength.

Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro farad was unable to excite his generator. So they ended by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
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Posted by vstein
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4 months ago
Really funny. Enjoyed every circuit. LOL
4 years ago
that was good