100% True me and my aunt.. working to fuck her.
Well instead of writing about my exploits for when I was a young man with Kate I thought I would update you on my latest craving… My auntie.
Well it started years ago when my uncle married this lady lets say her name is…. Sarah (You never know she may stumble across this) and fuck was she sexy. Small frame, medium sides tits short blonde hair and an ass to die for. Many a nights were spent masturbating over her; I also managed to steal a pair of her pants and sniffing them while jerking it off.
Well fast forward to 2011 and she is getting divorced so she is alone most to if not all the time. I have been around her new rented house a lot recently just to get to know her more and make sure she knows that I am around.
Well today I sent her a text message by mistake which was meant for my mate, luckily when read on her side was kind of suggestive.
“Fancy the pub and hitting yours after?” it read. 2 minutes later I receive a text back from Sarah. I thought to myself what the fuck she’s sending me a text message randomly. I was semi shocked by her response “People might talk” she said. My heart started pounding. Just the mere thought that she was into this got me so hard.
“Oh whoops, then just your house then?” I replied hoping she’d get the hint that I am actually wanting to fuck her. As every time I got there I have at least 4 cups of tea (being addicted to tea) “Must be the great tea I make then” was her reply, which is true. For some reason her tea is amazing! “You could say that” I send back instantly. I’m thinking awesome I am so getting there; I hope this actually works out.
I eventually go on to say to her and asked her not to mention anything to nobody. “I’m hardly going to tell anyone, I am very flattered, it’s not weird though nothing can ever come of it” at this point I was a little let down. She also said to me that I should be scared to come on over still and nothing has changed”.
I said to her “I’m sound about it I was more worried about you, a 24 year old asking you for no strings attached fooling around is a bit much” I was hoping she would read the no strings attached and think awesome I can get laid with no worries of a relationship, that’s what I think about it. I am very sexually attracted to her and know that a relationship is something we could never have, plus that is what I want really. I just want to fuck the shit out of her every day.
Well 15 minutes or so go by without a peep and I thought I was being blocked and she wasn’t interested. When I got a slightly confusing message. “It’s not the fact your 24 its because I am technically still your aunt.” Now. I don’t know about you guys but this kind of says I’m slightly interested.
“I know its kind of taboo. But can stay between us” I reply. Thinking she would go for this hook line and sinker. I get a message “You are very cheeky, lets leave it there for tonight”.
I am seeing her tomorrow. So I hope this was a good read for some people. What do you think my next should be? I am very interested in what you lot think. Both for and against this sort of thing just remember that she was married into the f****y and is not bl**d.
P.S. I DON’T HAVE TIME TO PROOF READ THIS SO SPELLING MIGHT BE OUT AND THAT NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED THOUGH IF SHE WAS TO READ THIS (VERY UNLIKELY) SHE WOULD KNOW I WROTE THIS AS THE TEXT MESSGAES ARE WORD OF WORD :D