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| I'm: | Man | | Relation: | Single | | Seeking: | Woman | | Star sign: | Sagittarius | | Languages: | English, German, Spanish, Sign language | | | | Country: | United States | | State: | Indiana | | City: | Mishawaka (Notre Dame) | | Education: | PhD/MD/Post doctorate | | Kids: | No, but may be want some | | | | Body type: | Average | | Height: | 5 ft 11 in (180cm) | | Hair length: | Medium | | Hair color: | Other | | Eye color: | Blue | | Smoking: | Never | | Drinking: | Never | | Drugs: | Never | | | | About Me: | I've really loved porn for a long time and masturbate prodigiously and unashamedly to it (why be coy--isn't that why we're ALL here, after all?). I hope you do, too! Curiously, though right-handed, I've always stroked my penis with my left hand--I know of no one else of whom that is true (I also always wrap it in a hand towel to absorb both the precum and final ejaculate). Actually, to be precise, I suppose I tug on the head as much as stroke the shaft. In connection with my habitual left-handed Onanism, I've also occasionally worried about the possibility of asymetrical biceps development or even Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (jerking off being almost the definition of repetitive motion...), but so far I seem symptom-free.... Occasionally, I supplement my masturbation with worn panties secured from some of the amateur webgirls to whose sites I subscribe, but only when stroking specifically to their photos or videos. (And, at this juncture, I might also offer special thanks to one of them, Dee Delmar, who even favored me with a custom video of her slowly stuffing the panties I'd purchased from her into her vagina and then withdrawing them, all the while suggesting how I might later employ them when masturbating specifically to her). When pursuing this option, I also use a pair of these, one for over the face (to better savor the lush fragrance of their moist vaginas) and another wrapped around my penis (though this is more tricky, since one must again quickly replace it with a hand towel just before ejaculation occurs, else the pungency and softness of the panties will be progressively diluted...). More often than not, I also masturbate for extended periods of time, indeed, sometimes stretching into what some might qualify as marathons, imagining I'm mastering ejaculatory control but secretly hoping to avoid priapism.... Sometimes these episodes also demonstrate a thematic focus of sorts--commercial porn vs. amateur erotica, African-Americans vs. Asians, individual stars vs. groups, blondes vs. brunettes, etc. (Hope none of this seems too ridiculous--after all, it DOES represent an evolutionary step up from the pillow-humping I did as an adolescent....) How does everyone else masturbate? I might learn a thing or two.... I subscribe to 30 adult websites, amateur and professional (hope that's not evidence of addiction, but it's no easier resisting adding to them than it is to eat just one potato chip; it's also kind of ironic, since I now spend the majority of my time masturbating here on Hamster). I own a collection of adult videos and magazines (of which I still subscribe to about 25) of all sorts going back more than 30 years and encompassing all formats, even including titles that never made it beyond Beta. My particular pornographic interests include virtually every "channel" defined by Hamster (except male homosexuality, though I'm not homophobic): amateur and group sex, orgies, bukakke, Hentai (if realistic), hotwives, Asian, interracial, dogging, swinging and ladyboy/shemale (provided they look feminine and indulge only in seeming heterosexual acts; by the way, if you also fancy this sort of content, a great place to find it in great variety and abundance is "ashemaletube.com", a free Hamster-like site in its own right) videos. Generally, I dislike any scenarios depicting coercion, even if between consenting adults. I seem to possess a hair (on the head) fetish, as well, which I've only seen a number of other heterosexual males admit to (although, inevitably, we enjoy our own specialized online gathering places, eg., "The Long Hair Fetish Forum" [www.kinkyforums.com], where those of us with this proclivity share our fantasies of receiving "hair jobs"). Lately, I've also developed an interest in collecting non-pornographic "booty dance" videos on YouTube, along with many other enthusiasts who've compiled such channels there. In my actual Walter Mittyesque life, I once chickened out of an appointment I'd made to have sex with Teri Weigel (yes, THAT Teri Weigel), while her husband/manager would've filmed us for a video they were later to sell me (just check her website--you, too, can enjoy such an opportunity). One definite interest of mine, at which Hamster seems to excel, is archiving what the site calls "vintage" porn videos (and, if this is an interest of yours, you should also investigate a site I recently discovered, "Wikiporno", which aspires to be the Wikipedia or IMDB of commercial erotica). Perhaps ironically, however, the one adult film from what has been dubbed porn's "Golden Age" and the first one I ever saw--1977's "Sex World" (love you, Leslie Bovee! also Kay Parker's debut)--is one I've never found anywhere on Hamster. C'mon, someone must have a copy somewhere. I do, but it's on Betamax tape and I no longer have equipment on which to play it.... Some of my favorite adult actresses (note, always, the hair dimension) include the aforementioned Ms. Bovee, Christi Lake, Nicole Noir/Black, Danielle Rogers, Christy Canyon, Nici Stirling, Alexandra Silk, Lysa Thatcher, Tiffany Clark, Ona Zee, Marilyn Chambers, Shanna McCullough, Jill Kelly, Barbara Dare, Loni Sanders, Selena Steele, Stevie, Elle Rio, Brigitte Monet, Brittany O'Connell, Vanessa Del Rio, Becky Savage, Hyapatia Lee, Tori Welles, Cody Nicole, Kay Parker, Candida Royalle, Alex Jordan, Nancy Suiter, Stevie, Cheyenne Silver, Teri Weigel, Chris Cassidy, Alex Jordan, Rachel Ashley, Aja, Inari Vachs, Kassie Nova, Holly McCall, Maria Tortuga, Krista Lane, Tiffany Mynx, Sophia Ferrari, Arcadia Lake, Sharon Kane, Tabitha Stern, Desiree Lane, Angela Summers, Gloria Leonard. Unfortunately, I'm not very computer literate, and don't possess hardware beyond the bare bones. Otherwise I'd gladly and enthusiastically share my own inventory with everyone else here. I am working slowly to change that, however. Meanwhile, I congratulate those who do contribute and thank you for the pleasure you bring to the rest of us. Finally, I also love the spirit of community that the creators of Hamster (truly also the playground of the Id and, in fact, a virtual "Facebook of Porn") appear to have achieved here, uniting on a genuinely international and multilingual scale, those whose appreciation of the erotic finds its expression in the sharing of the pornographic. (And wouldn't a thrilling utopian dream be if we could all fuck each other in a giant orgy, according to our individual orientations and preferences?!) By the way, in "real life" I'm also a longtime feminist, proud member of N.O.W. (the U.S.'s National Organization for Women) and enthusiastic supporter of equal rights for women (so I don't like to hear them referred to as "bitches", "whores/ho's", "sluts" or with other misogynistic epithets, and even wince when it's obviously part of role-playing). So remember, as Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. said, "Damn it, you've got to be kind!" Though we may derive sexual pleasure from the erotic depictions found here, every person in them is a precious human being deserving of respect, not exploitation, and whose physical and emotional welfare ought finally to be the concern of each of us. And lastly, for those who've made it all this way, my favorite (non-pornographic) movie of all time is Michael Wadleigh's Academy Award-winning 1970 (1994 director's cut) cinema verite' documentary masterpiece, "Woodstock: Three Days of Peace & Music", a film which, as much as any work of art can by itself aspire to do, undeniably changed and perhaps even saved my life (and also explains my choice of avatar).... | | | |
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During the day you receive a PM with the English translation of my latest informations to my friends about the deletions by xH.
Greetings aud Bavaria!
Egi.
samantha was gorgeous!
have a nice weekend
cheers
as is the road bridge which spans same firth of forth
been over both many times
the road bridge is awesome when it moves in a storm!!!
Great collection of videos and pics!
The SNP won an overall majority with " freedom, self determination and independence " clause high up in their manifesto.
The Scottish people will vote on whether to remain in the United Kingdom - or not!!
Our unofficial National Anthem
O flower of Scotland
When will we see your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
The hills are bare now
And autumn leaves lie thick and still
O'er land that is lost now
Which those so dearly held
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Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
Those days are passed now
And in the past they must remain
But we can still rise now
And be the nation again
That stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
" But we can still rise now
And be the nation again "