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Things married men never say.

Here’s a short list of shit that you will NEVER hear any married man say……EVER!!!!

She turned into a total freak after the wedding; I can’t keep her off me!
She was chunky when we dated but now after having a couple k**s she has a fucking washboard stomach and her ass if fucking amazing!
I get awesome blow jobs all the fucking time!
I love having sex with the same woman day after day.
Now that we have k**s our sex life has never been better.
Since becoming a mom she loves to wear sexy clothes and never goes out looking like a slob any more.
The sex gets better year after year!
I wasn’t pressured at all by her to get married.
I’d get married again in a heartbeat!
I’m glad we had k**s before we were financially stable.
She really brings a lot to the table, not just sex.
My wife is the best lay I’ve EVER had!
Posted by toesuckinggirl 2 years ago
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2 years ago
This does nothing for my erection...
2 years ago
I usually say the last decision most men get to make in a relationship is to say, "I do."
2 years ago
lol! I wonder why married men never say those things? Lucky the guy who truthfully say them.
2 years ago
Toesuckinggirl, I would guess it means if I convince you to marry me I WILL be able to say these things.
2 years ago
Hell i must be lucky i get bj's whenever i want
2 years ago
Very true!
2 years ago
You must have met my ex-wife
2 years ago
True that.
2 years ago
soooooo true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!