Funniest story ever!! ...Enjoy

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her s****r.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,

my entire future f****y was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the f****y.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
Yours Truly.
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Categories: First TimeSex Humor
Posted by thedurbnow
4 years ago    Views: 2,143
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2 years ago
If this had actually happened to me, I hope that my response would have been that while I am proud to have passed their "test", they have failed mine. Marrying into a "whole family" that pulls such stunts? No thank you!
3 years ago
Funny, but i've heard the same story before.
jerkyturkey
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3 years ago
this is a trojan commercial
4 years ago
funny
4 years ago
Haha. Good stuff.
4 years ago
lol funny
hornyandh...
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4 years ago
Haha great story, I hope it was worth passing that test ;)
4 years ago
lol for real thats where i keep mine
4 years ago
funny and good