THE ITALIAN WEDDING

THE ITALIAN WEDDING

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..

It was her beautiful younger s****r, Sofia.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.
She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my s****r's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said "Before you commit your life to my s****r".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment..
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord and behold, my entire future f****y was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, "Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the f****y my son.."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Posted by tetamata
2 years ago    Views: 739
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2 years ago
lol but i read this before