Tiger's Tale




My name is Tiger. I'm a ten year old male cat. Erin is my 18 year old human pet. You can see our pictures above. I'm the good-looking one. If you want a bigger picture of me to print out and frame, then here is the link xhamster.com/photos/view/339950-5156795.html

When i was a kitten, my mom ran off with some tomcat and left me to fend for myself. One day i was walking home to my alley when i came across Erin. She was selling lemonade on the sidewalk. Erin won my heart with a can of tuna fish. So i decided to adopt her.

Until recently, Erin has been so wonderful to me. She let me sl**p as much as i wanted (which is almost all the time) and she made me a smoked salmon smoothie every other day. But now things have taken a turn for the worst. Erin's masturbation habits are ruining my sl**p and the girl would rather play with herself than make me my smoothie.

I sl**p with Erin in her bed. I burrow under the covers and lay my head in the warmest place that i know – against Erin's pussy. But now she constantly masturbates and her hand is always hitting me on my head and waking me up. Even worse, she just bought The Rabbit (you know, that noisy vibrator). Between the noise and being hit on my head with that object, i can't get a decent night's sl**p in her bed anymore. I'm so mad. I want to use my paws to rub hot sauce on that Rabbit when Erin is at school. But she locks her Rabbit in a metal safe with her other valuables that she can't bear to lose.

Another good sl**ping place for me is on the comforter under Erin's computer desk. Well, it used to be a good place. Erin used to only do her homework there. She would pet me with her bare feet and she even scratched my chin with her toes. But now Erin spends most of her time on xhamster. She's always playing with herself when she's on this site. It always ends with Erin squirting her girl cum right in my face and and that wakes me up.

Earlier this month, me and Erin drove all around the United States for two weeks. I decided to let her take me on the trip because i love to sl**p in my cat carrier while i feel the vibrations from the road. It is heaven to me. But Erin spent most of her time driving with one hand on the wheel and the other hand between her legs. She was always grunting and groaning. I hardly got any more than a catnap.

I think the worst part of our road trip was when she brought me into a motel room in El Paso while she had a day of sex with one of her xhamster girlfriends. Listening to those girls moaning and screaming was like hearing nails across a chalkboard. I sure didn't get any sl**p that day.

But the straw that broke this cat's back came this morning. I walked into the bathroom to have my morning drink of water from the toilet bowl. I heard some noise and looked around. There was Erin on the shower floor with her hands holding up her ass. She was peeing on her face. What a weirdo! She has time to do that sort of thing, but she doesn't have enough time to make me a smoothie.

So, i have nine lives and i think i'm done with this one. If i can't get a decent day and night of sl**p, then i might has well find another productive use of my time.

I want to get into porn. Do any of you xhamster members need a sexually experienced cat for any of your videos? I have been the very first love of many a female feline. I'm known in the cathood as Buster Cherry. I think that would be a good porn name too. With my sandpaper tongue, i can make any girl cum as soon as i lick her pussy. I might even suck a guy's cock too, but that is not usually how i roll. You can get rough with me also and throw me around. I always land on my feet. The only sex position that i won't do is the doggy.

Best of all, i really will work for food. A smoked salmon smoothie with some albacore tuna and cavier on the side and i'm a happy cat.
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Posted by teengirerin
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1 year ago
well done erin, managed to make me jealouse of a dammed moggy
2 years ago
Hello Tiger!
Enjoy you life and remember: Your are the boss!!
-fem_muscle (friends?)
2 years ago
Tiger
Just thinging if you can get Erin and Shanti to make a quick stop for a 1 or 2 in Ma from N.Y to Maine or Maine back to N.Y I buy you a salmon smoothie I not sure what that is Tiger Dont worry We will not go to McDonlds I know what happen on Easter Dont want you be upset again
2 years ago
Tiger
Great story Your a very lucky kitty Erin is lucky to have a great kitty like you Tiger your lucky to have a hot girl like her
3 years ago
Tiger, you are somekind of wonderful! xxx
xhamfan40
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3 years ago
hahaha cute! But after 10 years it would just be cruel for you to give your human away like that, they have feelings too you know! :D love the blog very clever!
3 years ago
with a menu quite live up to His Majesty the Cat

it's happy with you, but a little jealous, as all cats, of attention you give the loved one and not it
3 years ago
Brilliant! Now I'm wondering if my cat has her own blog.
3 years ago
Tiger:

I love your story! I hope that Erin can stop touching herself long enough to spoil you, as you so richly deserve!

Duey and Tink
3 years ago
That was good.. Thanks for the chuckle.. Well written story indeed!!
3 years ago
Hahahaha, very, very funny, I would like to your cat in spite all his complains!!
3 years ago
You're very talented!
3 years ago
As i saw your cat the first time my thought was, how nice feeling for a girl to fell a cat between the legs.
And I hope Erin loves doggy :)
3 years ago
HA!!

A+ for the funniest story I've ever read on xHamster. Erin, you're one helluva writer, girl!
3 years ago
My sweet Tiger,

I hope Erin didn't pull your pretty Tail to make you write that Tale :-)

DiabolÔ !
3 years ago
Love your story, Tiger! Keep in touch after Erin signs off - I'll buy the clam juice!

Erin, you are a very naughty shower partner, and I like that! That part of the story is dead sexy!
3 years ago
Hahaha, this was good. Loved the peeing in your face part.
3 years ago
i love it erin your so naughty not treating tiger better
LuvEmPetite
retired
3 years ago
Very nice story, sumone has a talent.
Wish i could take your place tiger
3 years ago
Haha...great story!
3 years ago
Tiger,You Rock!!!
3 years ago
Sup Tiger

Wish I had your life being wit Erin all the time seeing her sexy body:) can I switch places with you?? Your lucky to be able to sleep on her pussy every night and you get cummed on by her too:) that's Awsome. Sexy!!!
3 years ago
Tiger, I envy your life.
I'd love living with Erin, sleep with her and lay my head on her pussy. Or watch her masturbating and squirt her juices in my face. Send her my best regards:)
maljk1
retired
3 years ago
Hi Tiger

You poor baby you--you need to have Erin bring you over to my house sometime---I always have a fresh bag of catnip and there is always a blender full of smoothies in the frig---don't worry about Erin when you get here---I am sure my human guy can keep her busy he is always playing with human girls and making them moan and grown---they also leave these big wet spots when ever he is done playing with them---the to of us can have the rest of the house to play in and have some real kitty fun---while those two do there thing

Love
Gizmo
jerkyturkey
retired
3 years ago
wow tiger sounds like life is pretty rough for you. but i'm sure you will learn to deal with your human pet. good luck dear sir. lol
3 years ago
Lol.. Tiger... Now you even made my cock hard talking about your pet Erin. Tell her she could pee on my face anytime. You got a fuckin Hot pet there Tiger. Give her a lick form me ;) ♥‿♥ ☮ ~Ron~
3 years ago
Tiger,

From now on, I hope you give us regular updates !

Diabolo !
3 years ago
chronicles of tiger ... like it
3 years ago
Tiger rules! Very clever cat! xxx
3 years ago
tiger, u're a cool one. keep going!