I am on xhamster, because, yes, I'm horny 24/7. I enjoy watching porn, it satisfies me in the in between between offline sexual liasons.
My xHamster Rules:
1. Don't ask me for cam2cam.
2. I am a straight woman, who is happily married in real life and only here for online fun and conversation. I enjoy intelligent non-sexual conversation just as much as I enjoy online "fun".
3. I will not add people without sufficient content (PICTURES) on their profiles or those that give me the feeling of having a "fake" profile. There is no need to be shy or fake here when there are niches for everyone. Be yourself.
4. I will not answer private messages that simply say, "Hey" or "You've got a great ass" or "Wanna suk mah dic". Be intelligent. Be creative. Be respectful. I will not reward you for your astute powers of observation. I definitely will not suck your dick....
5. I like meeting people from all parts of the world, in all walks of life. However, if I cannot understand your English and we cannot communicate effectively, then I will ignore you. (This also goes for those of you whose native language is English but your grammar is just completely incoherent.)
6. Do not call me sweetie, baby, sweetheart, or any other pet name you use to impress girls. You don't know me.
Anyone choosing not to follow these simple rules will get absolute no responses (or any attention otherwise) from me. I am not here to stroke your ego.
So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 questions!!*, no matter how crazy, innappropiate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully
I will answer only private messages with questions.
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MEN, if any of you guys just wanna cum and go, there's a reason why there are videos, pictures and stories on here. I hate to burst your bubbles guys but im NOT here to watch you cum. I would like to think that I can carry conversations fine, I have a lot to share and I have a brain!!! PLEASE DO NOT TREAT WOMEN LIKE WALLFLOWERS! RESPECT, GUYS!
LAST RULE: PLEASE KEEP THE QUESTIONS SOMEWHAT "NORMAL"....I DON'T NEED TO BE ASKED IF I WOULD SWALLOW HORSE CUM! I MEAN...REALLY?? REALLY GUYS? I won't answer and you will be blocked!
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