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Fuck off troll
2 years ago
Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists >
Ways to Annoy People


1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.


2. Copy their actions and everything they say.


3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.


4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"


5. In a communal shower or shower house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering, go outside and turn
the main valve off.


6. Pretend you don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.


7. When somebody asks, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" reply, "No, all
of them."


8. When somebody asks, "Do you have the time?" reply, "Yeah."


9. If you have a dot matrix printer, leave the little computer paper
tracks on the paper when turning in a report or essay.


10. Ask an artist, "It's not finished yet, is it?"


11. On a summer day, ask anybody, "Hot enuff for ya?"(NOTE: Proper
response to this question is to hit offender in the face and ask,
"Hurt enough for you?")


12. Sign someone up on a junk mail list.


13. Go into a frozen yogurt joint where they have lots of toppings.
Order a cup, and say to the guy, in the most annoying tone
imaginable, "Do you have M&M's? Yeah? Good. How 'bout raisins?
Yeah, and sprinkles. Do you have cookie crumbs?" After he has
proceeded to put them on the yogurt, exclaim, "I hate cookie
crumbs. They make me sick. I can't even smell them, that's how
much I hate them. Aagh, yuck!" Watch the salesperson fume as he is
forced to throw away the entire cup.


14. Walk into a store that has a sign that says, "Have a penny? Give a
penny! Need a penny? Take a penny!" with a HUGE jar of pennies.
Take a penny out of the cup, put it into your jar, and walk out.


15. Pull up alongside somebody while driving on the freeway, and
gesture violently, indicating that they should pull over
immediately. When they pull over, just continue driving.


16. Take a pencil, stick a piece of chewed gum onto it, and stick it
to the ground. Then wait for some cheap-o to come along and try to
pick it up.


17. Play 'Penis.'


18. While standing next to someone, unobtrusively reach your arm
around their back, and tap them on the opposite shoulder.


19. Tell someone, "Okay, here's what you do: bite down on both your
pinky nails really hard for about thirty seconds, and then when I
tell you that time is up, link your pinkies and pull really hard."
If they ask, "Why?" tell them that it feels really neat. If done
correctly, this trick should cause excruciating pain.


20. Engage someone in a conversation, and have a friend sneak up
behind them, and get down on his hands and knees. Then, all of a
sudden, violently push the person to whom you are talking, and
laugh with sadistic glee as they tumble backwards over the person
kneeling behind them.


21. Tell someone, "Man, your hands smell bad!" When they try to smell
their hand, smack it so it hits their face. This one can also be
performed with a piece of pie. When they lean down to smell the
pie, grab the back of their head and smoosh it into the pie.


22. After somebody finishes telling a joke, say in a very grave tone,
"My brother (sister/mother/father) died that way."


23. Walk up behind somebody wearing a button down shirt or a short
sleeved collar shirt, insert your finger into the little strip of
fabric sewn across the top just below the collar, yell "FAG TAG!"
at the top of your lungs, and rip it off.


24. Give somebody a grundy.


25. Pinch a guy's nipple. You may also pinch a girl's nipple if you
please, but this falls under '101 Ways to Sexually Harass People.'


26. Leave the following message on someone's answering machine: "Sir,
we're not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what
happened, so, well, we went ahead and did it anyway. If you don't
like it, we can probably take it out, but we'll have to charge you
extra. Please return this call immediately. Thanks."


27. Tell somebody that's wearing velcro shoes or slip-ons that their
shoelaces are untied.


28. Tell lots of puns.


29. Be a Jew for Jesus.


30. Give somebody a Wet Willy.


The list continues below




31. Turn on somebody's radio up all the way and turn their windshield
wipers on while the car is off.


32. Take a stick of gum out of it's paper and foil wrapper, then
carefully re-fold the foil wrapper and stick it back into the
paper wrapper. Offer this to someone as a stick of gum.


33. Pay for a tube of toothpaste with a check at the supermarket.


34. On the bus, try to engage somebody in a conversation about genital warts.


35. Delete somebody's AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS files.


36. When walking behind someone outside, pull up a long piece of
grass, and gently tickle them behind the ear with it. The first
time, they'll try to brush it away. The second time they'll swat
at it, and smack themselves. Generally, the third time they turn
around and look behind themselves.


37. Take a wire, and stick it all the way through a cigar or
cigarette. Let the ash get really long, and pretend you don't
notice everybody staring at it, waiting for it to fall.


38. When they're about half way through with it, remove one piece from
the box of a jigsaw puzzle, and throw it away.


39. Hide the remote control.


40. Call a house at random, and ask for Gary. When they tell you that
there's no Gary there, call again a little while later. Do this at
intervals about four times. Finally, when they're fuming and about
to scream bloody murder, call a fifth time, and say, "Hi, this is
Gary. Are there any messages for me?"


41. Take a deck of cards, and say, "Okay, I'm gonna do a magic trick."
Ask the person to pick any card, and put it anywhere in the deck.
After they have shuffled the deck thoroughly, take the deck back.
Ask, "What was your card?" When they tell you, say, "Not only has
your card magically come to the top of the deck, but it has also
magically turned into..." Pick up the top card, look at it, and
name it.


42. When somebody is talking very excitedly at a restaurant, pick up
their plate, hand it to them, and nod gravely. Wait for them to
notice and wonder why they are holding their plate.


43. Exclaim in a crowded theater, "No, I won't touch you there for a
dollar! No, not two dollars, either!"


44. Approach somebody quietly from behind, grab them, and scream,
"Booga booga!" or any other such exclamation loudly. This works
extremely well on high strung people.


45. Be chronically late. Not really late, but always be about five or
seven minutes late. This really gets anal retentive people. I know.


46. Shave with someone elses razor. For some reason, a lot of people
are really touchy about that. Once again, I know.


47. Once again at a restaurant, one with a candle in the middle of the
table, while someone is up before the food has come, take their
plate, hold the bottom rim over the candle, and rotate it so you
get a lot of soot on the bottom of the plate. When they come back,
say, "I'm going to hypnotize you. Pick up your plate in your left
hand, and with your right hand, copy all my actions." Proceed to
rub your index finger around the bottom rim of your plate, and in
a circle on your forehead. Then around the rim, and each of your
eyes. Keep going, with different parts of the face, until they
notice.


48. Cut out an article or section of the newspaper before someone else
has had a chance to read it.


49. Send a letter with twenty-nine one cent stamps.


50. Go into a locker room with a pocket knife, and cut off all the
shoelaces that are hanging out of the lockers.


51. When someone asks, "Are there any questions?" ask, "Where do
babies come from?"


52. Step on someone's feet, and push them backwards.


53. Take their hat.


54. Grab a book that someone is reading, open it to the last page, and
read this out loud.


55. When riding shotgun in a convertible, surreptitiously reach over
and put up just the rear windows. In a convertible, this looks
REALLY stupid.


56. Take an envelope, fill it with baking powder or flour, and send it
to somebody.


57. At a fast food restaurant, push down the bubbles on the drink tops
of everybody's drink.


58. Crack all your knuckles. A lot of people can't stand fingers, and
I know some people who have almost fainted upon the cracking of
the neck.


59. Sing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, I know a
song that gets on everybody's nerves..." over and over again to
the tune of the first two lines of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.


60. Pay for an item at a store with all pennies.


61. When you're out of the house all night for a weekend, leave your
clock-radio on for it's normal wake-up time of about 6:30 or 7:30,
and turn the volume up.


62. At a red light, put your car in gear and creep slowly forward,
while gesturing to the person in the car next to you that they
must be rolling backwards.


63. Drive with your brights on just to see how many people flash their
lights at you.


64. Tailgating can be one of the most effective forms of annoyance
know to man.


65. Walk up to someone you know, and say something to the effect of,
"Hey, did you hear what happened to Jim? Well he was with...oh,
man, I really shouldn't tell you this. No, I promised I wouldn't
tell. No, I can't tell you, sorry."


66. When they are out of their room, move everything they own to a
different location.


67. Change all the preset stations on their car radio tuner to
classical and country/western stations.


68. Slurp your soup or your breakfast cereal.


69. Tap the person on the shoulder continuously, and when you have
their attention, just continue tapping them on the shoulder.


70. At a movie theater, unwrap a candy bar as loudly as is humanly
possible, preferably during dialogue.


71. At a public library, get a book which hasn't been checked out yet,
and slip it into somebody's book bag when they're not looking.


72. Take off the letters one of those sign boards that have the
removable letters. Spell rude things with them.


73. Answer the phone "Domino's Pizza, how can I help you?" at someone
else's house. Or at your own house, if you really want.


74. At night, rearrange somebody's furniture. At the very least,
they'll be surprised when they get up in the morning. But, better
yet, call them in the middle of the night, so they have to get up,
and stumble over a chair that wasn't there before.


75. Many telephone answering machines have two digit passwords for
retrieving messages and that kind of thing, and often times, the
default on many models is 25, which people don't bother to change.
This is an excellent way to hack answering machines, or, if this
doesn't work, it's not that hard to try all 100 combinations.
Regardless, once you've hacked the machine, a fun thing to do is
to change the message. This is supremely annoying.


76. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you "like it that way".


77. Drum on every available surface.


78. Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for
alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.


79. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


80. Ask 800 operators for dates.


81. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.


82. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


83. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


84. Set alarms for random times.


85. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


86. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the
volume properly adjusted.


87. Honk and wave to strangers.


88. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


89. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


90. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of
rental movies.


91. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal
machine Music".


92. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


93. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


94. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


95. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.


96. Light road flares on a birthday cake.


97. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


98. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


99. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".


100. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


101. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


102. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until
physically restrained.


103. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".


104. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.


105. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.


106. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.


107. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


108. Drive half a block.


109. Name your dog "Dog".


110. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.


111. Ask people what gender they are.


112. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts
back in the tray.


113. Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.


114. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch
with a can of Lysol.


115. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers'
brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr.
Rogers theme song.


116. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.


117. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


118. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.


119. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.


120. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see
if they slow down.


121. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people
play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.


122. Ask to "interface" with someone.


123. Sing along at the opera.


124. Mow your lawn with scissors.


125. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"


126. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".


127. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers
in a notebook... something about "psychological profiles".


128. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."


129. Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".
3 years ago
Wish i could be as naive as you are. Still working on that empiric mother in law study. Marketers dont tell lies.....they tell stories
4 years ago
thanks for comments

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