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spermburper

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Signed up:838 days ago
Last Activity:76 days ago
Profile Viewed:9,056 times
Rank:Newbie
Comments:24
I'm:44
From:United States
Seeking:Man
Language:English
Personal Information
Relation:Single
Kids:No, and do not want any
Occupation:cocksucker
Education:Some college
Religion:Atheist
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Occasionally
Drugs:Never
Income:Big
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Large
Height:5 ft 6 in (168 cm)
Hair length:Very long
Eye color:Blue
About Me
Big Girls Fuck Better!
I'm a big girl and I love to fuck!
I am VERY oral.

Jokes:

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?
A: You can fall asleep with a light on!

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend is turned on by you?
A: When you reach down her panties it feels like you are feeding a horse.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Q: What does a blow job from your Granny have in common with bungee jumping?
A: They both feel great but for Christ's sake don't look down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
A: Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
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9 months ago
Thank you for the invite
9 months ago
you are irresistible *kisses*
1 year ago
hot profile, thanx for adding me
1 year ago
Great lips! Where is that video from that is your main profile photo? Is it for real? It's hot!
1 year ago
You make my cock throb with delight!!
1 year ago
thanky....kisses all over horny lady.....
1 year ago
loved your profile! great favorites! wonderful lips!
1 year ago
awesome avatar, where's it from?
1 year ago
more pics of your lips plesae
1 year ago
the best avatar
1 year ago
Damn! You're GOOD!!!
1 year ago
Very stunning lips
BC6969
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1 year ago
Hun, I luv your listed occupation! lol
1 year ago
just cant get enough of your curvy body looks awesome
1 year ago
Thank You!
1 year ago
Hi Many thanks for adding me, love the pic and vids xxxx
1 year ago
i adore the avatar!
hornyD247
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1 year ago
Spermy, how r u? Still burping?
Darius-is...
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1 year ago
Great Avatar !!
1 year ago
thanks for the add bb
1 year ago
Dam wish I was meeting you
1 year ago
Love your name :)
1 year ago
new photos up!
1 year ago
tnx for adding me, i'd like to feed you!
1 year ago
hey loved your answers and jokes on your profile...I too love the big girls being a big strong guy I need someone who can handle the thunderous pounding I bring...
1 year ago
thanks for add - and god damn sexy lips x
1 year ago
very sexy xx
1 year ago
nice
1 year ago
great avatar...everybody loves a dedicated cocksucker.
1 year ago
Missing your naughty words!

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