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For no reason whatever really, or perhaps I'm just a horny loser, I have ordered an inflatable blow up doll. I've never tried such a thing before but it was something that crossed my mind a few days ago and I thought that I could track one down online and purchase it and I did and it arrives in the next day or so. I look forward to it for shits and giggles and I'm open to new experiences and it has three holes for my pleasure, the mouth, pussy and ass and, as they say, any hole is a goal, and I guess that old saying includes ones made out of plastic require some lung power to inflate.… Read more

It should be called a Fuck It List as there are plenty of girls that I'd love to be able to fuck. Here is a list of some celebrities in no real order that I have lusted after and fantasized about when rubbing one out. Mila Kunis, she's a dark beauty that has no difficulty in getting me hard. Denise van Outen, she's an atypical blonde bombshell that looks fantastic and is no stranger to euphemisms. Kat Dennings, she's the main reason why I've watched 2 Broke Girls on TV and she has an awesome rack that I'd love to play with and motorboat. Nicki Minaj, I've never liked her music a… Read more

I have just written Part Two of the threesome story and it should be up in a while, with another story that I wrote yesterday still pending. How long do we have to wait for stories to appear in our profiles? It seems such an unnecessary amount of time between hitting the 'Upload' button and actually seeing it for all to read. Get things sorted, xhamster.… Read more

As much as I enjoy frequenting this site I find it frustrating in the time it takes for my stories to appear in my profile but my blog posts appear pretty much immediately, I just don't get it. I understand that a moderation process is needed and that things need to be checked out beforehand but this takes the piss. I can understand if there is a lag with videos and such but it shouldn't take a couple of days for a story to appear, it's not like it's a huge file with lots of megabytes of data like a HD video movie or whatever. It's my one gripe about this site and it needs fixing.… Read more

I really enjoy to write. I've always found it to be a good outlet and a great expressive form of my thoughts, desires and fantasies. I'm not much of a talker and I guess that I can be pretty shy in person but with the marvel of the Internet I can share my thoughts and dreams to other people. I like to exercise my creative mind by writing stories and stuff to be shared with others. I don't know how many people actually pay attention to what I write or if any of those who do like what I write and post but either way I still like to write and share whatever dreams and lusts are going throug… Read more