The Twelve Days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me
A virgin so very horny
On the second day, she gave me two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the third day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the fourth day of Christmas, four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the fifth day of Christmas she brought me home somethin' special
She brought me home somethin' special
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin very horny
On the sixth day of Christmas, she gave me six cunts a-laying
But five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the seventh day of Christmas, I got wet and wild with seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the eighth day, I got somethin' special
She went into her lingerie
She got her dirtiest pair of underwear
Eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the ninth day of Christmas my true slut gave to me
Eight of her friends, including herself
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the tenth day of Christmas it was a good day for head
I bet you even good ol' Saint Nick stayed home in bed
She gave me ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
And five fuckin' herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
A virgin so very horny
Was she ever!
And on the eleventh day, I shoulda' been a baby!
She gave me eleven tits a-milking
Ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
So this is the day we've been waitin' for
She gave me, on the twelfth day, a lot of lip
Not a lot of crap, a lot of lip
A lot of dick sucking
A lot of prick fucking
She gave me twelve lips a-licking
Eleven tits a-milking
Ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
December 6, 2010, 10:48 am
On the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me
A virgin so very horny
On the second day, she gave me two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the third day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the fourth day of Christmas, four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the fifth day of Christmas she brought me home somethin' special
She brought me home somethin' special
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two peck
August 25, 2010, 8:48 pm
Iknow some of these are out of order but this was the final chapter of "Maria"
Dont you just love a happy ending?
“ How do you solve a problem like Maria”?
Chapter eight
There was a time in the history of man when women and girls were never consulted about anything of importance.
Wives and daughters, servants and lower classes did as they were told .
Mothers had some power over their own c***dren but the final say was at the complete discretion of the man of the household.
This was even more so when that man was a
July 25, 2011, 5:48 pm
This is a story about myth creation and syncretization. If you're offended by stories where your sacred texts are reinvented, then you may not wish to read this.
"Once upon a time, a long time ago before the Flood, the Watchers were on and above the earth. The Watchers' job was to observe and report the doings of human beings to God..."
"But they were really aliens instead of angels, weren't they Nadiya?"
"Yes, Sam, they were. You already know the story. Why do you want me to tell it again?"
"I like the way you tell it. Please, keep going."
"I will if you don't interrupt."
May 16, 2012, 12:48 am
This has to be one of the strangest series of encounters I ever had. Parts of it, too, were fantastically sexy. It's a long post but hopefully you'll enjoy.
Back in the late 1990's through the mid-2000's Craigslist personal ads were an amazingly fertile place to meet women. Sadly, at least in the SF Bay Area where I live, that's no longer the case.
Nowadays it's almost nothing but spammers, email phishers, cam and e****t girls, and the weird-shut-in-pic-collecting trolls.
In 2004 I came across an ad, wherein a guy, allegedly the male "master" of a woman, claimed he was sending his "slav
April 7, 2012, 10:48 pm
Mikhail woke up in his small, cold bedroom. He splashed some icy water on his face to wake himself up and quickly put on his white robes with red linen. Today was the day he was finally going to graduated from White Mage Academy after five long years. He wolfed down some bread and waved his mother goodbye as he walked to the Temple of Eir while whistling. His thoughts were in the clouds so much so that he literally bumped into Gudbrand the handsome blonde knight-in-training, his best friend.
"Miky, watch where you're going." Gudbrand said, slightly annoyed.
"Sorry, Gudbrand." Mikhail respon
