On the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me
A virgin so very horny

On the second day, she gave me two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny

Now on the third day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny

Now on the fourth day of Christmas, four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny

On the fifth day of Christmas she brought me home somethin' special
She brought me home somethin' special
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two peck Continue»