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smldkphatass

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http://smldkphatass.tumblr.com/
(1 month ago)
Signed up:807 days ago
Last Activity:2 days ago
Profile Viewed:36,543 times
Rank:Porn Lover
Comments:126
I'm:48
From:Texas, United States
Seeking:Woman
Language:English
Personal Information
Relation:Single
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Occasionally
Webcam:Yes
Website:http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=smldkphatass
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Large
Height:5 ft 10 in (178 cm)
About Me


About Me

Late-40's single male. As my user ID implies, I'm a fat guy with a smaller than average penis. I can't say I'm happy about that, but neither am I ashamed. It is what it is. On the plus side, I do have a lesbian-certified tongue (been told that I "eat pussy like a bitch", which is a Good Thing).

A few years ago I worked up the courage to post a few naked pictures on an amateur porn site. I got some positive feedback, which encouraged me to post more pictures, and then video. An exhibitionist fiend was born! I discovered that I really enjoyed exposing myself on the Internet, and have been doing it ever since.

IF YOU LIKE MY PICS OR VIDEOS, PLEASE RATE THEM! VIEWS ARE GOOD, RATINGS ARE GREAT, COMMENTS ARE EXCELLENT.

Sexual orientation

I'm straight.

Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.

My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.

I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hurt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.

Turn ons

I'm an unabashed vagaholic. I love eating pussy! I've never met a pussy I didn't like, but a nice bush, large labia and/or big clit really gets me going.

I admire feminine beauty in all shapes, sizes, ages, and races, but I have a particular attraction to BBW women in their 30's and 40's.

Interested in spanking, both giving and receiving (but more on the receiving side).

Love seeing pics/video of fat people enjoying themselves. The media constantly tells us that we should be ashamed of our bodies. They want us to stay hidden and out of public view. Fuck that!

Turn offs

Scat.
Blood (especially my own!).
Small Penis Humiliation (SPH).
Anal sex, or any other kind of anal play.

Just Say No

There are some things I'm just not interested in. Please don't ask.

Meet ups - I keep my "real life" and my "online life" completely separate.
C2C, Skype, etc. - I edit everything I upload so my face isn't visible. Too much risk with live cam.
Chat, IM, etc. - I'm really just here for the porn!
Tribute videos - Sorry, just not my thing.

Friend invitations (sent BY me)

I send invitations to people who...

(1) I'm sexually attracted to (e.g. any adult female :-)),
(2) appear to share common interests (e.g. I like your uploads/favorites),
and/or (3) are similar to me in some way (e.g. same body type).

Friend invitations (sent TO me)

I decline 99% of invitations from people with empty profiles.

I accept 90% of invitations from people who've made some effort to fill out their profile and have some content. Ideally, "content" would include both original uploads and favorites. Uploads aren't absolutely required, but you'll need a really interesting favorites collection.

Please make sure your content will be visible when I check your profile. If your uploads or favorites are set to "friends only", your profile may look empty, and I'll decline the invitation.

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9 days ago
love your profile so hot
12 days ago
Gladly accepted...Awesome vids & pics.
16 days ago
love your vids :)
21 days ago
Thanks for the add, sexy beast!
1 month ago
thank you for accepting my invite :-)
1 month ago
Thanks for friendship, pal.
1 month ago
Nice vids, especially the cum shot compilation
1 month ago
Hello There..
1 month ago
Thanks for the add, sexy!
2 months ago
amazing
2 months ago
thanks :) you are amazing :d
3 months ago
thanks for the accept. we love your videos. and also love the body positive, keep it up its awesome.
3 months ago
WOOF!!!
3 months ago
Thats a lotta sexy videos , give me a boner!
3 months ago
Thanks for the add =)
3 months ago
Thanks, Keep cumming big guy. I know I will.
3 months ago
Love your small dick. Please post more jerking and cuming videos. They totally turn me on!
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4 months ago
Thanks for the add
4 months ago
Hello and welcome! Thanks...
4 months ago
Ohhh my .. you are soo damn hot !! love ur vids x
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5 months ago
hello dear kisses
5 months ago
cheers
6 months ago
thanks
6 months ago
:x :x niiiiiice dick
BigHardClit
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6 months ago
Thanks for the invite sweetie.
7 months ago
Nice to be a friend
7 months ago
so hot vids
8 months ago
welcome
9 months ago
thx for the add love your hot pics and vids!!!
9 months ago
super profil ... sexy ass

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