It had been a long day. A day that was ending with me in a bar alone and getting d***k. To much work, to much f****y and to much life was swirling through my head. My thoughts were interrupted by a familiar voice, a voice I hadn't heard in many years. My high school girlfriend was back in town to see her f****y. She was with her husband Rick and they were out visiting the old hot spots. We got through the “how you doing” chit chat and Heidi informed me that she wanted Rick to really enjoy his trip. I was telling her some of the old hangouts when she interrupted me to say, “He likes cock and pu Continue»

As I enjoyed a day off by lounging nude in my apartment I heard the doorbell ring. I quickly put on a robe and answered. It was my neighbor, Mrs. Potter. She needed to borrow some sugar for a cake she was making and didn't want to trek all the way to the store just for one thing. I invited her in and wandered into the kitchen. As I returned with a plastic cup of sugar Mrs. Potter remarked, "You know we can see you through the patio door. My friend across the way has been watching you all morning. She called me to let me know what a beautiful body you have. In fact, let me wave to her." Mrs. P Continue»

Back in my yout at college, (Mr. Campeezi, did you say yout ?), my roommate and a buddy decided to set me up on a blind date. They even pointed her out at a bar one night. She was attractive but not stunning. So, I agreed. We were all going out to a county fair. Of course when we met up, she was not the girl they pointed out. She was tall, very skinny with glasses and a pasty complexion. I didn’t want to be rude but this was going to be difficult. My buddies were almost falling down laughing. Her name was Janet but she kind of had a speech impediment which made it sound like Shanet. I had to Continue»