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[Story] Surprise threeway

My wife and I were enjoying a nice day off. She got a call from her best friend, Lisa, who was having a real crisis. In the midst of a nasty divorce she had an affair which went bad. Her life was unraveling, she needed a shoulder to cry on. My wife and I had plans of wild daytime sex but her friend came first.

She came over and I made myself scarce doing odd jobs around the house. Occasionally I would walk through the living room and they would get quiet, then one of them would crack up and they would go into hysterical laughter. I also noticed that there was now an empty bottle of wine an... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 month ago  |  3

[Story] Ally's First Orgasm

This is a continuation of the Ally series. It starts with You may want to read that first.

"So you have never masturbated?"
"No, I told you I was brought up ultra conservative. My friends talked about it, but it was whispers and I never really thought about it."
"Ok, so you just made me cum, how did that make you feel?"
"It was fun."
"No, I mean, did it turn you on?"
"Well, I am excited, my heart is beating faster. And I am sort of ....tingly down there."
"Down there, you mean your vagina?"
She blushed and nodded.
"Lets see if ... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 7 months ago  |  5

[Story] Ally's first hand job

Ally was a freshman and I was a sophomore in college. The first day I saw her in the dorm I knew that I wanted to get to know her. She was a dark haired beauty. Petite, with a fantastic ass, and a nice set of tits that matched her body size perfectly, B cup. I got to know her quickly as she only lived three doors down. Her roommate was Sarah, a renowned slut, whom I had actually fucked at one point but she was so d***k at the time I doubt she remembered it.

I started walking her to class and spending time with her and I got to know more and more about her. She hated Sarah, she felt bullied... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 7 months ago  |  7

[Story] Nurse Andi comes in handy

I was in a work accident that left me with burns on both hands and some other parts of the body. I was in the hospital for an extended time, about 2 months. The first 3 weeks or so I was in really bad pain and they had me on really strong meds, so I really do not remember too much but once they had me on lighter doses I became more alert and more with it.

I had some really good people taking care of me but one nurse was just spectacular. Her name was Andrea, or Andi for short. She was a tall redhead,with green eyes and freckles. She wore scrubs that did not hide her great ass or beautiful ... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 7 months ago  |  3

[Story] The GF and the stripper

My long time girlfriend, Tina and I had both gained some weight. We decided that we needed to lose it and as motivation we set a goal. With the goal set we needed a reward. One weekend we were with another couple in the car when we passed a dive strip club. They mentioned how they had gone there and some of the things that had happened. Later that night my girlfriend said that she wanted to make us going to a strip club together as a couple to be our reward.

A couple of months later we had both met the goal. Some time went by and we talked about it, but nothing came of it. One day Tina tol... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 8 months ago

[Story] Hotel pick-up and more

When I need some no strings sex I like to cruise to hotels in downtown Philly, near the convention center. Generally mid-week Thursday always seems to be the best, although the following occurred on a Wednesday night. By mid week the wives and lovers of others are missing them and needing some action, my job is to provide that.

I walked into the Hotel lounge and scoped the place out. I saw her right away, she was a slender red head, long hair hanging down to the middle of her back. He was wearing a black sheath dress that looked painted on, and there were no lines underneath indicating that... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 9 months ago  |  1

[Story] How to score another fuck buddy

Sometimes one has to play it cool to score big. Jen was a co-worker that I enjoyed casual sex with. She was a cute brunette with a shaved pussy and a really nice pert C-cup rack. We worked together in a part time job. We were flirting one night and at one point I made a comment about giving her what she needs. She came over and grabbed my cock. She looked up at me and said, OK. After work we fucked in the back seat of her car. I made sure that she was well pleased before I allowed myself to cum all over her beautiful chest.

We kept this up for a few months. One day I was working with Jen a... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 10 months ago  |  1

[Story] Merry and the guards part II

One night I was sitting in the living room watching pointless TV when there was a knock on my door. That was odd, because my building had a front door and you needed to get buzzed in. I looked out the peep hole and there was Lisa, the blonde lifeguard I had great sex with a few days earlier. Of course, she had a key to the building, so she didn't need to get buzzed in. I opened the door and I was about to close it when I see a petite red head hanging back in the hallway.
"I hope you don't mind but I brought Mandy over." Lisa said.
"Not at all, come on in, can I get you something?"
Lisa as... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 10 months ago

[Story] Merry and the Guards

One of my first jobs was a teacher. As such I had the summers mostly off, except for teaching summer sch00l. The apartment complex I lived in had a pool which I had basically to myself during the hot summer days. Once Summer sch00l started I was done at noon and I would go after stopping at my apartment and getting changed. Merry was a fuck buddy female friend that looked great in a bikini and she would come with me.

When I was by myself the guards basically would be pleasant but really not want to talk to me, but once I started going with Merry they would chat with her and come by our cha... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 10 months ago  |  2

[Story] Fucking the Twins again, and more.

The twins Jo and Linda decided to throw a pool party while their parents were away over the summer. Plans were made and invitations made by word of mouth. Went like this: Bring your favorite drink. Swimming required, bathing suits forbidden, Everyone wanted to be invited but the list was restricted and some of the larger football players were lined up to man the gate.

Their house was kind of secluded and with the fence privacy was ensured. At least private to those that were in the back yard. A lot of people chickened out at the last minute and chose to not swim even though it was hot as a... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 10 months ago  |  2

[Story] Fucking the twins. . . and more

Jo and Linda were reluctant to ever plan on being with me at the same time for a while. Generally what would happen is that I would take one out, then when I took her home the other would join in, or not depending on their mood, because of course I was always up for it. That all seemed to change after a couple of months.

I was getting tired of the bullshit and having to worry about who would be jealous of who and when. It was like I was tip toeing on thin ice all of the time. Of course word spread around sch00l that I was dating the twins and a lot of the other girls started being very att... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 11 months ago  |  3

[Story] Fucking Twins

I was sitting in my math class minding my own business when I hear a voice from behind me. "Excuse me" I turn and see one of the loveliest sights I ever laid eyes on. Long gently curling blond hair, big blue eyes, what looked to be great dick sucking lips and a nice sized rack. Instantly I sprung to attention in more ways than one. "Hi" I said in all of my stupidity.

"My name is Linda and I am new hear. Can I borrow your notebook and see what is going on?" Not even thinking I hand over my notebook which is full of drawings of cocks, vaginas and the two together. If nothing else I was a de... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 11 months ago  |  8

[Story] Mutual masturbation leads to a great fuck

Mel and I had worked together for a little while. It was a part time job for both of us. Technically I was a boss since I had keys to the place, but really we both had tasks and we did them well together. Mel was blond and petite. About 5 foot nothing with a sweet tight body to match. The place was really slow one night and we were trying to kill time. Mel had never talked about a boyfriend and quite honestly I thought that she might have been gay. So I was intrigued and interested when she suggest that we talk about something we had never talked about before. Sex.

Sure, I said, so what d... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 11 months ago  |  1

Saw this on someone else's so I copied it, an

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 49
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? 4-6
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate? 80% of the time
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? often
In the shower? no
In the bath? yes (where I experienced my first masturbation orgasm)
Outdoors? no
At work? no
Every room in the house? missing one or two
In a car while traveling along the interstate? rarely

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? YES
A friend? ye... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 11 months ago

[Story] Hilary was a bitch

Hilary was a first class bitch. She was a bully, or tried to be, but she was fun once the table was turned. She sat behind me in math class and used to talk shit all the time. She would laugh at me, call me little man, ask me if I had ever cum yet, and tell me that I would never get a good piece of ass. She had a friend that sat back there and laughed and joined in and between the two of them I was intimidated.

One day the friend wasn't there. She started her shit again, but I snapped. I quickly wrote down the following note.

"Shut the fuck up you whore. You would not believe the numbe... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  1

[Story] The Halloween Party/Orgy

Out of college for a year living in an apartment and working my ass off. I was all fun and no play and I was really starting to fall into a rut. You know what they say about all fun.

Some of my college friends invited me to a Halloween party. I had some time coming to me at work, and since they lived 3 hours away they offered me their extra bedroom. I was excited about seeing old friends and just having fun, some thing I hadn't done in a while. I asked about the party and they told me to be creative but there was a restriction. The costume had to be X rated. I asked for details, but they j... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  2

[Story] Hot Tubbing With the New Neighbors

My girlfriend Barbara and I wanted to do something nice for our new neighbors. She had been living with me for about 3 months when the house next door finally sold. We decided to take over dinner and a bottle of wine. We made a simple pasta dish and went over and rang the bell.

Penny answered the door. She was about 5'6" and had a runners body. Thin and lean. Bright red hair and freckles on every piece of visible skin. She was very excited to have a meal and meet new people. She called to her husband Gene to come join us.

The house was still a mess with boxes everywhere, but we made ro... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  4

[Story] Mary has a friend

Mary was often bragging about me, my cock and my abilities to her friends. I would often hear them saying things and giving me the eye. One of her co-workers seemed to live vicariously through Mary. Linda would ask Mary daily at lunch about her sex life with me. One day Linda was questioning the truth of Mary's story. Mary suggested to Linda that she should just fuck me and find out just how good I was. Mary made the offer just to shut Linda up, but to her surprise Linda took her up on it.

They talked some more over the next few days. Mary wanted to be there, but Linda said no to that. She... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  5

[Story] Mary's new roommate Part 2

About two months after Mary and I and Kayla and Jim having same room sex we all decided to go on a long weekend to Mary's uncles cabin in the mountains. At the last minute Jim found out that he had to work and wouldn't be able to go. He jokingly asked me if I would be able to keep up with them both. I told him not to worry Kayla was safe. He looked me in the eye and told me to fuck her silly. He would return the favor with Mary sometime soon.

On the ride up to the mountains the two girls were telling stories and laughing and joking. At one point Kayla asked Mary if she had told me about th... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  2

[Story] Mary's new roommate

I met Mary while working at a part-time job at a video store. Newly out of college in a decent full time job and a nice apartment. Life was good, except that I didn't have a woman. Mary came into the video store regularly. She had similar tastes in movies and she would often come in on my nights. We would chat, talk movies then she would leave. Finally we got in a screener film that I knew she would be interested in. Screener were videos which were coming up for release soon. They would give them to us so we could watch them and then recommend them to our customers. The next time she came in I... Continue»
Posted by slapnuts69 1 year ago  |  5