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My introduction to two of the finest Ladies of the Night through a connection with my job was a summer experience both my wife and I enjoyed very much, and I wish to this day that I had lost contact with. "Pam and Cookie," and I had spent most of Thanksgiving Day partying in a cheap Motel room, watching porno, doing porno and party favors, and not much else. My wife had went out of town for the holiday, and since I had to work Friday, I had stayed home. So I ended up fucking two foxy black chicks, and felt guilty about it. So, after the first of the year, I took my wife Nikki over to Pam's… Read more

This is one of the cleverest communictions I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM. PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER. ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER. DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT. THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE. GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE. THE MORSE CODE: Whe… Read more

How does xHamster count rank? A. Users with amount of comments 0-50 get rank Newbie 51-150 Porn Lover 151-500 Porn Expert 501-1000 Kama Sutra Guru 1001-2000 Porn star 2001-5000 Celebrity 5001-8000 Pimp 8001-15000 Porn King/Queen 15001-25000 xHamster Legend 25000+ you'll get an option in your profile to customize your rank… Read more

I grew up in a strict Catholic family in Pueblo Colorado. I was an altar boy, the family went to Mass every Sunday and I went to a Catholic grade school where the nuns beat your ass silly if you messed up then sent a note home with you so your parents could thump you! With all this saintly life style my buddy and I somehow got a job cutting grass with the lady next door whose husband drove a truck. One day in early June we dropped by her house to collect our grass cutting wages. She answere the door and smiled at us and invited us in for some lemonade. When she came out with the… Read more

My father in law owned an Italian catering service that specialized in large affairs on weekends all over the state of Colorado. I was a production specialist with a business degree at the local Steel Mill. My mother in law and wife operated an Italian lunch diner at the same site as my father in laws catering service. All was well we had nice houses and beautiful cars. We lived the good life! I loved to do fancy landscaping as a hobby and with my regular hours I often did projects at my house in afternoons and weekends when the others worked the catering events. After a few good re… Read more