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I DON'T CAM OR SKYPE!
My name is Tony and I love filthy PMs.
If you're not a regular correspondent anything consisting solely of 'Hi', 'How are you?' or similar will be ignored.
I also love non-filthy PMs. I'm not a fucking caveman - I enjoy music, reading, film and sports and much else besides. Currently obsessed with George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire novels and the Game of Thrones TV series.
WHY I'M HERE:
I like masturbating to pornography.
Porn stuff I like
LESBIANS! Particularly when it looks like they're having a good time. Lesbian ass-licking - assplay and anal fucking has a major part in my own sex life and seeing one hot girl rimming another blows my fucking mind. Skinny little waifs. Young fatties. Black girls in general. Pale, freckled redheads. Thick, small-boobed east Asian girls. Nerdy/geeky girls. Girls with bare feet. Big cocks. Assfucking, most of the time. Feet, toes and soles. Cowgirl fucking. Girls (or boys) taking very large penises. Girls who go straight from being eaten out to kissing, so they can taste themselves on their partner's lips and tongue. Squirting. One mouth, two cocks (jousting). Jizz being shot on faces and tits and into mouths. Twinks and femboys. Cute TS/trap gurls. POV fucks and blowjobs. IR vids, particularly BF/WM and BF/WF. Lesbian tit-sucking. Lesbians who hold their boobs and 'feed' their nipples to their partner. Lesbians slapping and biting each other's boobs and nipples. Dirty talking. Sweaty fucks. Hairy younger girls. Older/younger 'cougar & kitten' lesbian vids.
Porn stuff I don't like
Most (but by no means all) strap-on and dildo lesbian fucking; get down on the muffin and get licking, dammit. That thing where guys pull their cock right out of a girl and then stick it back in again about seventeen times. "Bears" and fat guys having sex. Tit-tying - specially where the breasts turn purple, like a strangled corpse's face. Prolapse vids - what the FUCK is that all about?! 'Gaping'. People peeing and shitting on each other. 99% of gloryhole vids. Most creampie vids. Cameramen/directors/POV merchants who can't shut the fuck up. 'Tribute' vids. Thirtysomething 'teens' in schoolgirl vids. Girls wearing shoes during sex, even in bed - socks in porn I can just about tolerate, but only homeless people wear shoes in bed.
Regarding my vid choices on here - most of the earliest (i.e., page one) clips change all the time. The older ones are genuinely my favourite xhamster.com uploads. Many have been watched and wanked to many times or more. I try to keep my favourites list to a maximum of 150 clips, mainly to avoid unwitting repetition but also because they are there for a reason and are being honoured by me, 'Oscars'-style!
I'll also be blogging when inspiration strikes about past, current and (hopefully) future sexual experiences, and publishing original stories. I am bisexual but in a loving and monogamous relationship with a woman a couple of years younger than myself. All written work is based on my own experiences except where stated otherwise. Thanks for the responses so far.
IT'S GOOD TO "TALK":
Feel free to comment, post links and PM me if you have something you think is interesting to say. Mutual masturbation and roleplay can be a LOT of fun, even when we can't see each other. I have very few taboos outside of children and animals. I don't use Skype or webcams for the time being.
FAVOURITE PORN STARS (as of Jan. 2013):
Changes all the time, but a big round of applause for Robin Joy & Ann Ampar
(domination and submission, but true love in real life); Lexi Belle
(who doesn't love that little firecracker?); Connie Carter
; Elexis Monroe
(queen of lesbian porn who digs cock too); Lily Labeau
; Michelle Wild
(Oh. My. God.); Annabelle Flowers
; Abigaile Johnson
; Siri & Jodi Taylor
(best discoveries of recent months); Lily Cade
(best butch lez in the business); Brooke Lee Adams
(probably my ultimate fantasy fuck); Allison Angel; Annabelle Lee; Dana Dearmond; Shyla Jennings; Dani Daniels, Skin Diamond; Ashlynn Brooke
(so hot I don't even care that her boobs are fake); GB-Schlampe & DirtyBabe from Deutschland
; Penny Flame; Persia Monir; Sunny Daye
; Angela White, Chloe B and Anneke
from Abby Winters (they get Down Under so well); Violet Blue/Noname Jane
(so cute and perky that she was doing 'teen' vids in her late 20s); Sunny Lane; Jodi West
(tastiest milf in porn); Natasha Nice and Allie Haze
(such beauties) and the mighty SINN SAGE and SOVEREIGN SYRE
(ultimate lesbian skills and can play any roles).
Respect is due: Ben Dover, Omar, Nacho Vidal, Rocco Siffredi, Manuel Ferrara and Torbe - the educators.
Onsite links I recommend without hesitation:
Same goes for these, which have more non-lesbian content:
- I don't generally add people I haven't already had some interaction with, who haven't commented on any clips, who have no pics or vids - of themselves or otherwise - or 'favourited' clips, albums and pics, or who haven't at least sent me a PM
. Read the above first, if you would - I turn down way more friend requests than I accept on here.
And if you don't accept my friend request, I WON'T be disappointed - I've got lots of hot playmates on here already! Cheers.