Foreplay

An old married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sl**p, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks:
“Why are you taking off your clothes?”

His wife replies:
“You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.”

The husband says,
“No, not at all.”

His wife asks angrily,
“Well, what the hell were you doing then?”

“I was just wetting my finger so I could turn the pages.”
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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by semper-et-ubique
3 years ago    Views: 1,121
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egines
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2 years ago
That´s great! :-)
3 years ago
whahaha LOL
3 years ago
des iss aber wüscht ^_^
D-girl69
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3 years ago
LMFAO
3 years ago
Great one
CunniLiquor
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3 years ago
LMAO!