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sdrayden22
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Name:	Dante T.
I'm:	Man
Relation:	Single
Seeking:	Woman

Country:	United States
State:	California
City:	Paradise

Smoking:	Occasionally
Drinking:	Several times a week

About Me:	To me the greatest flaw of the human race is that the greater mass of the species (mainly of the overzealous religious quality) denies our primative carnal urges (i.e: fucking like a tickle-me-elmo doll who just ate a bowl of meth and horny goat weed). Don't get me wrong, i'm not saying there's a problem with having religious qualities or telling your boy/girlfriend "No.....i'd rather not fuck yer brains out today," what i am telling you is that i have a problem with a group of people telling another to abstain from sex. I doubt that i'll find a lot of people like that here but if you are that sort of person (which means you probably stopped following my rantings about three lines ago,) don't try and pawn that bullshit nonsense off on me; You will not like the person i am and i find great joy in that..... And just for the record: The word "Abstinence" and its meaning should be bludgeoned to death and kicked out of the english language like a anorexic hooker in Candy Land, along side it's brothers "fat-free ice-cream," "military intelligence," and "fo' shizzle my nizzle." (And yes i know these examples are actually 2 "oxymora" and a "phrase," not "words" per se, but i just hate them and i thought it was funny to mention them....) If your still with me, I'm quite a sensible person..... I drink, smoke, watch pornography(obviously) and enjoy life to the fullest. I have a bold, raw, disgustingly self indulgent sense of humor that garners me more friends than enemies. My taste in porn is usually affected by my mood; Some days, i enjoy watching a man and a woman make passionate love via a homemade film, other days i enjoy watching a woman dangle a breast-milk soaked carrot in front of midget dressed in a bunny costume tied to a large inflatable penis....(but only some days.) SO.....in conclusion: Enjoy my varied selection of movies, send me a message of your hate/praise for my self righteous, egotistical views, or just share a laugh with your friends about finding another Yank who's typing incohesive religious/political dribble on a pornographic website....... oh, and if you're into it, i'll cum on your pics for ya....just in case.

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