Sloppy dog day afternoon, Granny get's the bo
I just turned fifty and have been divorced for almost three years. I was mad, who wouldn't be, remembering coming home from work early and walking in on my wife getting double plug with a cock in her ass,cunt and gagging on a huge black cock. They didn't even stop humping, tearing my wife apart and these black thugs just smiled. I ran out and six months later and three thousand dollars, the divorce was final. It was a 50/50 split and I kept the house.
Barbra has been my neighbor for twenty five years and widow for just as long. She is one sexy looking petite seventy five year old. So when I saw her the other day we started talking about current events. She was complaining about some of her c***dren, and this one neighbor who plays his music so loud she got in an argument with him. I then told her I would order some Chinese food and if she would like to come over for dinner. She agreed.
So as we were eating I ask her if she wanted something to drink. She ask me if I had ice tea and offered her a long island ice tea. First she hesitated, saying she hardly ever drinks alcohol but I told her one won't hurt. She said why not and we enjoyed the sweet and sour chicken with the cocktails. One drink led to another and soon we were pretty intoxicated. It was then I broke opened my fortune cookie and laughed. She ask what did it say and I told her it was better that she didn't know. She insisted. So I read it out loud, " he who hesitates, loses".
The booze was impairing my inhibitions and leaned toward her as we started kissing. I first felt a bit awkward and she did, but my cock was getting hard and her wrinkly face was turning me on. As we were sucking face she said I can't believe this is happening but I'll let you in on a little secret. I've been dreaming of riding your cock for a very long time. Then she took a big swig of the cocktail as my pants went down and she grabbed my cock and started sucking it. As she was sucking it she looked up and started talking dirty. She wiggled her tongue around the head and said, "piss slit her I come". Her tongue glistened with my "pre" cum.
We then got up and I grab her hand and headed for the bedroom. We were completely naked as we hit the bed. I laid on my back as she mounted over me and now was in the "69" position. As she was sucking and licking my cock I was licking her cunt like a madman. All of a sudden a huge fart blew out of her asshole with the gust of a nor easter. She was so d***k by then as me she just kept sucking my hard throbbing cock. So as I continued licking her cunt flaps and clitoris I must of stimulated her bladder for all of sudden I could taste some salty piss leaking out. Then as I look at her asshole, it seemed a bit distorted like Dick Cheney's snarl. Then another huge fart, at least five seconds long and yet another one after that that sounded like a tug boat and smelled like the farm.
By then I stuck my tongue deep in rimming her over active asshole as a trumpet fart was pushed out. I think the high pitched gas was the most stinky of all her flatulence but I didn't care. Then as I was licking her pussy again her urinary incontinence continued and more of her salty piss leaked right in my mouth as I swallowed it down.
Now it was fucking time. As I stuck my cock in her pussy doing it the missionary way we were swapping spit has she said my mouth reeked like a sewer. Still we continued lusting, me throwing in some quality humps and then she demanded I fuck her polluted dirty asshole. I complied with her demand and doing it dogie style I was really tearing up her asshole as she screamed harder, harder harder. I was sweating as much like a Priest being investigated by law enf***ement. Still I was humping hard deep into her asshole as she continued screaming for more. Then I couldn't take it any longer and busted my nuts inside her filthy asshole.
As I pulled out of her asshole she held her wrinkled ass spread apart up in the air as she squeeze and I could hear some embarrassing raspberries blast out. There was white bubbles coming out of her asshole along with globs of my white sticky sperm. Then it happened, looks like a red rose bud, her asshole prolapsed. Yes, I couldn't believe it, but her asshole was hanging out. She saw the look on my face and ask "what's going on down there, what do you see"?. I assured her it was nothing to worry about as I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth to get the nasty ass stink out of my mouth.
January 16, 2012, 8:48 am
Miem has been my slut and nasty fucking mutt bitch for awhile now. The more sick shit I do to her the more she love me and begs for more. I called her from work, to tell her that we were going to have a party. Of course Miem was going to be the party favor. Little did she know how she was going to learn a lot of new tricks tonight...
I arrived home with 15 guys. My puppy miem's eyes lite up. She shok and came. she is such a cunt slut that just thinking of being fucked over and used by 15 guys could do it for her. As always she was naked. After all why the hell does a slut need clothes? Her pu
November 24, 2011, 6:48 pm
Chapter I:
It is safe to say that Alicia wasn’t expecting anything like this to happen over our three day weekend together. We had been planning the weekend away for months and finally it was here. It was mid-morning on Friday and I had just picked her up from her office. She is a VP of marketing for a bank and has a pretty fearsome reputation as a hard-driven woman in pursuit of success.
As we drove to the house, ostensibly to pick up our things, she didn’t know that I had made alternate plans for our time together. Plans which I was now going to put in motion as we pulled into the dr
December 3, 2011, 2:48 pm
One year, back when I was still in college, my friend invited me to fly to Orange County for a summer, we had become great friends and he wanted me to meet his f****y and friends. I was 23 and a few years older then him, having worked for three years before applying for school and I had never been to the west coast so I was super excited about it even though my friends f****y were born again christians, his father produced shows for CBN, so from stories, and pictures I knew their house was pretty epic. I had seen pictures of his mother and his younger s****r, I loved busting balls telling him
March 9, 2010, 12:14 am
PART 1
For quite some time, I'd yearned to try my hand at modeling, but every shoot I checked into wanted someone younger than my twenty-two years or taller than my five-seven or thinner than I'd ever been in my life.
In the meantime, I had to work, or move back home and accept the negative comments from my folks, something I was not about to do.
I took jobs that were way below my skill level for a while but one Saturday, while having lunch with a friend, she remembered a classified ad she'd saved for me.
"Take a look at this, Sandi. As soon as I saw the ad, I
February 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
(This was written to be read by a women - but hey, if men want to get their kicks from it too then whatever floats your boat...)
"Phew, what a day!" you gladly collapse into the chair in the kitchen and stretch your arms above your head before leaning back and closing your eyes. You can feel yourself drifting off to sl**p and into a dream where a thousands hands and lips tend to your naked body. A smile forms as in a state of half-sl**p you adjust your body to a more comfortable position and slyly slip a hand down the front of your trousers. But when your head makes contact
