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Why do cocks have names?

Okay, here's a question for all the guys out there. Why do you have to name your cocks? What's up with that?

Recently, I have been fucked by Monster, Jumbo, 007, Perky, The Godfather, Rocky and Spike!

Come on guys...what is this obsession with the tough names? Why do you feel the need to name it at all? I don't know any girls that name their pussy.

I would love to hear from you about this and please tell me your cock's name.

Looking forward to your responses. I really want to know why they all have names.
Posted by ruffredmuff 2 years ago
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1 year ago
I have called my cock the 'Little General'. My favourite name for a pussy is 'cookie'.

xoxo from Canada
1 year ago
I don't know the deal behind every naming, but mine was named by my ex. A name she pulled from an excerpt of an online story she had been reading.

""If you're going to hang with us, you got to keep your high-beams on," she said. "Look at Ashley. She is all nipped out. Mine have been hard since I saw Derrick waiting there. You need to look the part, Michelle. And you got a nice set on you."

Shelly glanced down at the points sticking out from her shirt. She had always been embarrassed by her nipples because they were long and pointy instead of being small and rounded.

"Wow, those are nice," Ashley said as she glanced around Adam. "Look at those, will you?"

"I've noticed them before," Adam aka Derrick answered. "And yes, they are very nice."

"I bet they're sensitive," Allie said.

"Very," Michelle replied. "If someone knows what to do with them. I used to play with them a lot when I was younger. I used to think that's why they got so big."

"Probably how Derrick got so large," Sahara joked. "Of course, if that were true, most guys would have a tree trunk between their legs. So, Ash, you ready for this morning?""

If you're interested in the entire story, it's on storiesonline.net. Sign up for a free account & search for "Daze in the Valley."
1 year ago
You seem to have hit a nerve here, darlin,' what with all the comments. I knew a girl on xHam who mentioned "playing with (her) Britney," so some girls do seem to have names for their most interesting personal parts! One girl friend once upon a time told me to, "put your dick in me," and ever since then whenever a girl mentions my "dick" I get that itchy overpowering feeling that I want to do what that one girl wanted! I like "dick" over "cock" any day! It's more... SEXY! 'Course, it has that Bad Boy connotation, too, and a lot of girls seem to like bad boys! Then there are certain bosses and bastards and politicians who seem to fit the description of "dick!" I can think of one politician in my home State who IS a dick and his name really is Dick (is that not apropos?)! Yet his peasants still keep voting for him!

But I digress. There are fun names for them: John Thomas (and it's more familiar diminutive: John Tom), Tallywacker (I like that one; it's a fun name)! Then there is Needle Dick Bug Fucker. That's a fun one, usually used to describe ones adversaries. Dinkus. The Horse With No Name. Billy Bob. Mr. DooLittle. My Do-Whacker-Do.

Then some names are used in descriptions of the act: "hide the weenie," (generally used at picnics), "call in the troop," (before deployment), "when Johnny comes marching home," (after deployment), "We have lift-off," before, and "Eagle has landed," after (for the nerdy). "Permission to land," (for the PC flyer). I could go on, but you wouldn't want me to... I guess I just call mine, "Dick," with special thanks to Diane, one of my greatest fucks, a girl who could ride like a Brazilian cowgirl and a girl who particularly enjoyed getting laid!
2 years ago
Wow that question got a lot of brain cells working haha
2 years ago
Since cocks seem to sometimes have a mind of their own and lead our actions, - they are given their own personality that goes along with their own thinking. (ie: "Which head is he thinking with?") If they have their own charactor & personality and thinking....they become almost separate from our brain, and another individual ....therefore they have their own name. Did I make any sense here ?
2 years ago
I've never heard of guy naming his cock. I have had girlfriends name my cock but i just call it my cock.
2 years ago
wow I must live in another world, because I don't have a name for my cock, nor have I ever heard of guys naming theres??? That's pretty wierd, like talking about yourself in the 3rd person...
wonder_vo...
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2 years ago
My cock has no name ...
2 years ago
There is an obvious answer.... Because then it's not a stranger that makes our decisions for us!!
2 years ago
have a couple of friends that supposedly got named but never have i named my dick nor has any woman that i have been with. wonder if im missing out
2 years ago
My favorite name given to my cock by a woman was "swaying meatus" because of the way my cock throbs and bounces.
2 years ago
would you fuck a guy that calls his dick tiny or peewee? women i think prefer a manly name and yes women do name dicks after a good fuck too.
2 years ago
I don't have a name for mine specifically but I refer to penises in general as Mr Lovejoy when I'm trying to be facetious, for example "In that video, she was sure giving Mr Lovejoy a nice BJ." (Mr Lovejoy is the name of the preacher on the Simpsons show.)
2 years ago
mines called uncle knobby
2 years ago
Well, I suppose if I had to name it I'd call it Fred. Or Harvey.
Actually, Dick is a name too. So I can't really get out of this one.
2 years ago
A girl once named mine Mr. Mushroom Head. I loved it.
Gman149
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2 years ago
my girlfriends have been the ones that have named my prick
2 years ago
an old gf named mine ivan because he was terrible about waking up early needing attention .. its kinda stuck
2 years ago
I guess I have no imagination. I call my cock...my cock!
2 years ago
i personally don't use a name for my dick often, however i have called it "lucky" on an occasion or two, but thats just simply because i felt damn lucky to be using it at that particular moment in time lol.
2 years ago
Well I never thought about it... I call mine Tiger - but mostly I call this way my whole desire, my temperament, when I really mean my penis I use just tail, cock, dick or whatever is just in my mind in that moment (i.e. when in Paris - Eiffel, in late December - X-mas tree, etc)
2 years ago
Names for our cocks ? HaHaHa, I'd rather hear them say they need/want my Cock now...
purelyano...
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2 years ago
I don't understand it either, it's not remotely sexy to me. If they say 'whip your big boy out' then that's sexy to me, but if they say 'whip your john thomas out' it turns me off :D I'll end up making excuses to leave when they use names for my cock
2 years ago
Dick names? I'd never even given it thought. Personally I dont care for them. Why would you name a part of you, when its you? Have had women name my cock Energizer Bunny and Cum Cannon or Cum Gun.

Anyway, have heard girls name their tits Sugar and Spice, shit like that.
2 years ago
I named mine Tiny Tim.

I don't know... why do people name anything? I've heard of people giving names to their cars? It humanizes them, I guess. And since more guys think with their dick than their brains, why not give it a name? No matter how stupid it is... haha.
2 years ago
I have never named my own cock.
But I have had women who named it..
one in particular, called it one of the following:
Al, Alex, Alexander, and finally
Alexander the Great.
I'm not making it up.
I had a date with her, and she followed me home...
After that first night, I couldn't get her to leave, she lived with me for 3 years...
I'm not kidding. She never said "NO" to me ... not once in 3 years. Very sweet woman, I miss her a lot.
After I moved away, she hooked up with a friend of mine, and he asked about our relationship...
She said, "well he had a dick like a horse"
My friend was so intimidated he never asked her out again...
2 years ago
When I was in the navy, just about everybody had a name for their cocks after a long week-end liberty in the Philipines. Dead-Eye Dick, the one-eyed trouser mouse.
2 years ago
reasons 4 names cont.. now we get into the names that are a put down mostly given by scorned lovers(don't ask me why these stick but they do)there ment to be mean but used more than others wtf?.. shorty, skinny, short timer or minute man(this one could mean lack ok staying power or be kinder as in a revolutionary war era rebel could be ready for action in a minute).. mr softy, lazy-boy, this list of names is huge and goes on and on(unlike the unlucky prick that earnd it)..these are just a few of the reasons for dicks with names.. but as a closer here are the top funny/cheesy/stupid names ever..sniper..shoots from a distance, gunslinger..shoots from the hip, dracula..cums at night, skud(an inaccurate russian missile that never hits the right target)..enterprise..to explore new worlds, submarine/mariner..dives deep, fishing rod..as if you have to ask, bigfoot..talked about but rarely seen, the commando..before you see it cumming he shoots you in the eye(seen in porn alot), again just a few enjoy ;)
2 years ago
it's funny to me to think about all the reasons a cock can get a name (i've never named mine or even used one of my gf' nicknames.. except for a laff) it does seem most guys(cocks) are given a name by there lover as a playful bedroom joke.. these names are mostly funny or descriptive and less crude like.. curly, lefty, mr. slim, mr. tall and mr. long (that's for the chinese) just to name a few(pun intended).. then there are cocks that get names from an event (named by either person)this too will be a gag name(agian pun intended) like.. earthquake, old faithful, jawbreaker, phoenix(mine has been called this one.. not that i ever use it.. well except for just now) and airborne ranger(joining the mile high club) and that's just the tip(yep i can do this all day).. next and least impressive(as they rarely have anything to do with reality) are the 'self-named' cocks, these are the tuff-guy names like.. rocky, mr big, the hammer.. this group is by far the longest(i've done it agian).. that's just the start
2 years ago
babe,if i'll fuck you once then YOU will give my cock a name,that's how it goes.Girls give names to cocks not men.my cock is been called by 4 names so far,funny and serious.