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[Story] A Foxtail in Natale

so, my friend & i did a sequel… w/George Clooney reappearing as Giorgio.

A Foxtail in Natale

The special holiday sequel to:
A Foxtail in Como

by Mrs. Face
and
roxxanna valencya

It was a bright and crisp winter afternoon in lake country. A layer of fine mist hung over the water as a light snow began to fall over the picturesque village of Bellagio. It was Christmas Eve and the snow made each window emanate a warm and festive glow. As Taylor strode down the tiny meandering streets, stopping to look into each little shop, she remembered why she had returned. Taylor had not been ... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 16 days ago

[Story] a foxtail in como

so... a friend & i wrote this for another friend's b-day. she wrote the clean stuff & i wrote the smut & yes, a date w/Costner is like that.

A Foxtail in Como

or...

George Clooney is the biggest dick in hollywood, and he proved it in Taylor's ass.

by Mrs. Face
and
roxxanna valencya

It was a glorious spring day in lake country. The light breeze cast ripples over the bright blue water making it sparkle in the sunlight. Taylor and “Giorgio” (as the locals called him) were enjoying an afternoon bike ride through the village of Bellagio after spending a lazy morning at Clooney... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 7 months ago  |  1

[Story] dear kelly

dear kelly,

so it was 1hr 5min to trim the brows, pluck the brows, modified "gankin" face message, shave, then lotion the face. 1.5hrs for the big ass workout (interrupted for feeding the cat) and then another 1.5 hrs to shower, deep massage my ass, "chi" massage my tits, apply meds and lotion up the body. lots of work... i lost 3lbs doing it, but it's working of course. i woke up looking hott.

i think looking good naked is important.

after showering, i usually apply 7.5mgs of pregnenolone to my cock. my cock is kinda funny...

recently i was in vegas. i was traveling w/others & did... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 8 months ago  |  2

[Story] i fukin' miss you...

hey kk!

first... i fukin' miss you. i don't know if i've ever told you this & please don't take it the wrong way... but you're the first person i think of every fukin' day i wake up. & remembering you, that you're my best friend, has given me the momentum to go on when i've really not wanted to...

then, i kinda think about you all day... sending you good thoughts & praying that you get all the best fukin' things that life's got to dish out...

speaking of the dish out...

i pulled a fukin' lower back muscle... really bad... last weds. it just about dropped me to the fukin' ground. ev... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 1 year ago  |  1

[Story] (blush...) i downloaded porn:(

so, in my last message, i implied that i'd explain a particular sadness...

& it's not like me to not follow up on such a statement within a 24hr time period.

i sincerely apologize...

but you see... i download some porn.

i mean, don't get me wrong. i have no judgement about downloading porn. it's just...

fuk! i MAKE porn! i AM porn!! people fukin' download ME!!!

sure... i watch a lot of porn, but i watch FREE porn, and people STEAL my porn & re-post it as THEIR favorite porn. (indeed, the latest bootleg roxxanna just went up yesterday. & what was i doing while yet another fan ... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 1 year ago  |  2

[Story] but was it REALLY all about the big black dick?

so...

i'm certainly not complaining, 'cause i'm actually pretty happy about it, but you've kinda fuk'd things up for me.

YAY!!!

i mean, i used to go out at every opportunity i had & A: whore; B: hit the book store; or C: just roam the streets in general.

but being with you was just so fukin' wonderful that i've pretty much lost interest in doing all that. it just seems so dirty & cheap & doesn't mean the same things it did to me before. it had been about meeting people and having a chance to interact with them as gyrl. now... i've met you... our brief encounter filled me up with so... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 1 year ago  |  1

[Story] & i WAS thinking of you after all:)

hey!

warning: this is a longish message. i'm not expecting a response & i know you're busy, but i need someone to talk to.

so... i increased my workouts & my body rubbing & lotion-ing & i ate better & TRIED to get more sl**p & by the end of my week, i'd put a 1/4" on my tits, 3/4" on my ass & took another 1/2" off my waist to put me at a solid 38-29-38 (34 ribs/31 low waist... suck in the waist to 27&1/2... arch it all for dramatic effect...) as well, i lost 2.5 lbs to weigh my 5'11" in @ 147.5.

i knew there was no fukin' way i was going to see you but why not try to look good anyways... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 1 year ago  |  2

[Story] Dear Daphne

sooooo...

of course, i have no idea whether i'm being a bother and i pray things are going well in your life & i know you must be busy what with many other things...

and i KNOW i must be boring w/these petty details of my life... i'm sure you've surmised my loneliness...

certainly, i don't want to presume and go on & on & on writing my dirty thoughts about exactly what i would do if i got my paws on your hottness again...

thus, this will be my last message to you until i hear from you...

i meant what i said... can't remember the last time i've been happy and/or smiled that much.... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 1 year ago  |  2

[Story] roxanna's gyrl script

so... there's lots of stuff we have to go through to bring out our gyrl... hair removal, voice training, early clown makeup nightmares (mine still make me shudder...) & all other kinds of stuff... but amongst all the options out there i really love hypnosis...

the key to hypnosis is to relax... not relax till you fall asl**p but to just relax so that you're brain isn't thinking about anything else but one thing... the hypnosis script... ideally, you'd be in a state of relaxation that's exactly the place smack dab in the middle of being awake & falling asl**p WHILE AT THE SAME TIME... concen... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 2 years ago  |  9
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