We all do it, its a healthy and natural part of life, but masturbation is one of those things people like to keep secret and often even deny doing at all. Whether you are comfortable with the subject or one of those "I never do that" types, most of us have had a close call at least once. But what about those of us who have been caught, full blown, hands down, no questions asked, red handed while treating our selves? I don't know about you, but I've been busted a few times, here are two of my favorite times that I was caught in the act.
I was once caught masturbating by my best friend's mom while sl**ping over at his house, and it was pretty funny both then and now. I was sl**ping on the couch in the living room and it was late enough that I thought everyone had gone to bed. I pulled the leg of my shorts to the side to free my hard cock and starting jerking it off as I do most nights before falling asl**p. I was taking my time and really enjoying my self. I would lick my hand to allow my wet fingers to glide slowly over the head of my dick. I was making little gasping sounds and thrusting my hips to meet my firm hand. I was almost finished when all of a sudden, I hear a small crash from the kitchen behind me. His mom had woken up and was going to get herself a drink. So when she saw me and what I was doing, it caused her to bump into the table and knock some stuff on it over, causing a clattering noise. I turned around to see her standing there with this look of shock on her face and the startle of her presence set me off for some reason. I came all over my self, the couch, and the wall next to me, right there in front of her. She just watched me blow my wad, stared for a moment, and then apologized walked away. I used some paper towels to clean up and left in middle of the night. I stayed friends with them for years after that but we never spoke of it.
The second story involves me and an ex of mine who was not comfortable with the subject of porn or masturbation. She denied that she masturbated despite the fact that I caught her doing it once and she thought that watching porn was the same as cheating. If I were watching porn and pleasuring myself, it meant that I must be unhappy with her and that she was not fulfilling my needs so having any kind of movies or books to look at was not allowed. One day, while she was in class, I thought I had the afternoon to myself and decided to rub one out while watching a dirty movie that I had snuck in and hidden. I started the video and striped naked so I could make the most of my special alone time. My first orgasm hit hard and fast as it had been a while for me and I decided to go for round two before cleaning myself up. I had cum all over my chest as I started to tug on my stiff member again. Just as I was getting into it, I herd the sound of someone walking up the stairs leading to our apartment. I had enough time to either clean myself off or hide the video I was watching, either way I was going to get caught. I figured I could explain jerking off better than watching a porno video that I knew I was not allowed to have (plus I wanted to keep my porn for future use). I yanked the video from the VCR and stuck it under the couch just as the door opened. My girlfriend and one of her friends walked in to see me standing in middle of the living room panting, naked, and with my chest and belly covered in cum. I tried to say I was just taking a nap but it was obvious that more was more going on. My girlfriend's friend excused herself, no doubt embarrassed by my situation. Its a good thing she left too, because my girlfriend was not happy. She read me the riot act about being a pervert and how she could never show her face in class again after what her friend had seen gets out, it was not one of my finer moments. She eventually calmed down but was never able to see the humor in the situation.
So those are two of my favorite stories about getting caught masturbating. Don't get me wrong, I've been caught a few more times than that, but those stories will have to come later. So, what is the best (or worst) time that you got caught?