Favorites

I saw this on FB and wanted to share it with you all, I think its hilarious! 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hur… Read more

Don't get me wrong, I like to watch a good ass pounding as much as anybody else. I've even pounded a few asses in my time and while my ass is generally an exit only, a finger up there during a nice blow job is remarkable. However... For me the thought or concept of anal sex is far more appealing than the reality of it. For one, the fit is just not the same as the vagina; The entry is tight usually, although there have been some exceptions, but then it's always to loose after that. Unlike porn movies where the one to be… Read more

In case you didn't know it, there are rules to the internet. Pay particular attention to rules 34-36 they are the GOLDEN RULES of the interwebz. Also pay particular attention to rules 15 & 16, 28, and 39 If you don't understand EVERYTHING on this list then you've probably just started using the interwebz and that makes you a noob. Rules Of The Internet 1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring mons… Read more

Yeah I got a lot of em. Matter of fact, I have over 2000 saved videos One of my xHamster Christmas wishes would be a way to sort, categorize and generally handle the favorites list. There are several reasons I have so many and it's not that I just click on whatever and save it. Like many people and many of you I would think, I use to save porn on my hard drive, CD's and DVDs. That got to be a bigger problem than SEC officials http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=1… Read more

Some would say I have an extensive (others might say it verges on obsessive compulsive / depraved behavior...nothing wrong with a little healthy controlled depravity) collection of favorite xHamster videos and since xHamster still hasn't come out with a way to organize the favorites, I thought I would would create a list of my personal all time favorites to share with you. While these might not be the hottest of the hot or the best produced or AVN award material, each has something special to offer. I hope they bring as much enjoyment to you as they have to me. One of my all ti… Read more