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I knew that would get you... Mention beer and everybody comes a call'n. All except those tight laced Temperance ladies. And MAD I suppose. But who want's somebody who doesn't drink anywho? You'd HAVE to be drunk to wanna kis… Read more

Stuckey's at Bp Amoco of Walterboro I-95 Exit 53 1404 Sniders Highway Walterboro, SC Phone: 843-538-3730 Ask for Ruth and the 'Big Buster Special' Ruth'll take care of ya if you know what I mean...… Read more

Oh, better far to live and die Under the brave black flag I fly, Than play a sanctimonious part With a pirate head and a pirate heart. Away to the cheating world go you, Where pirates all are well-to-do; But I'll be true to the song I sing, And live and die a Pirate King. For I am a Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King! For I am a Pirate King!… Read more

SO funny story sorta. I had a lot of my profile and blog pictures on a free host site and while I have been meaning to go in and change sites and subsequently my pictures I never got around to do so. I'll blame being busy at work and real live honest to God women taking up a lot of my real life time. The real truth is that I'm just as lazy as most people and I'm also a world class procrastinator. I'm sure NONE of you can relate to that. SO I noticed a few days ago tha… Read more

Did you click this hoping for pictures? A story perhaps? ...you fucking sick little monkey. In reviewing it's more sorting out of the photos and videos then "reviewing" anything. I mean it's not like we are film and media critics. Mostly reviewers get rid of copyrighted and offensive material like c***d pornography. Yeah surprisingly there is a LOT of the later being uploaded to xHamster. Of course I can't blame everybody who uploads it because what's 'legal age of cons… Read more

So I'm exaggerating the end of ALL porn. That's been around since the first caveman drew boobs on a cave wall and then his buddy came along and rubbed one out staring at it. What I'm not exaggerating about is SOPA. The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), or HR 3261, is a bill backed by the motion picture and recording industries to once and for all end theft on the Internet. In a nutshell it's big dollar special interest, frustrated for years by countries like China stealing intellectual property and websites like The Pirate Bay thumbing their noses at all legal attempts to shut them down.… Read more

99 WORDS FOR BOOBS Parody of Nena's "99 Luftballons"/"99 Red Balloons" Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas Sweater stretchers, lung protectors Beach umbrellas, frost detectors Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys Double lattes, Ode to Joys Hooters, shooters, physics tutors Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters Double-WMD's MRE's and PFD's Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 99 words for boobs… Read more

I know if I don't mark this occasion I'll forget what day it happened then as time goes on I'll be remembering it saying "yea way back in '12, when the interwebz still had some free content on it and it wasn't completely dominated by advertisements and pay for service sites, I became an xHamster reviewer. Cant remember the exact date but I think it was in June." June? Really? Yeah I'm like that so for the record: xHamster Reviewer Jan 12th, 2012. My GOD have mercy on my soul. Why? You don't have any idea how many schlongs you're going to have to 'approve' when yo… Read more

If you can't beat them, join them. Since content on live cam isn't that exciting 99% of the time and there is WAY to much sausage festival activity on the 'girls' channel - hey dude? You know if you broadcast your shlong on the girls channel you're basically saying you're a girl, illiterate or just a real moron - I've decided to broadcast myself. That's right. I'm going to do live cam shows too. Here is my specialty, my niche, my angle. I think it's going to be really exciting and titillating and I'm excited to share my idea with you. You ready? Can you handle the an… Read more

ITS A TRAP! Come on, what did you REALLY expect from me?… Read more

Excelent... I Thought the title might bring you in here.… Read more

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein If that's the case then I'm undoubtedly insane. I've been married twice in my life. Now I know some of you guys have great wives and will be happy to tell everybody about it. Hell some of you are so happy about it you post videos, web shows and pictures of your wives for all of us to admire along with you. Then again some of you are just doing what your wife wants and ALL of you are doing it because she's given you permission to do so. Least I hope so. If not, my God have… Read more

In case you didn't know it, there are rules to the internet. Pay particular attention to rules 34-36 they are the GOLDEN RULES of the interwebz. Also pay particular attention to rules 15 & 16, 28, and 39 If you don't understand EVERYTHING on this list then you've probably just started using the interwebz and that makes you a noob. Rules Of The Internet 1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring mons… Read more

I suppose it helps if you read the rules of the contest. I keep seeing that you can win $15,000 for broadcasting yourself. That's a nice chunk of change. Tax free too if you decide not to report it to the IRS or whatever Gestapo tax collecting agency you have in your country. On a side note for your folks who don't live in the USA, the only things Americans truly fear is the IRS. Fuck terrorist, Fuck Communist Red China, Fuck alien invasions, Fuck the Russians, Fuck i*****l immigration. We're Americans, we can deal with all of that. Show us an IRS audit and we all start freaking the… Read more

This whole concept of Live Cams on xHamster is an interesting concept but unless it gets better I'm afraid it's going to be a failed bit. No longer do we get 2 min videos of some guys hairy ass humping some anonymous woman where you don't really see a whole lot or frankly care that much - come on, meerkats humping at the zoo are more exciting - but now we're treated to poorly lit live videos of women strumming away at their twats for 20 minutes. IF we're lucky. I KNOW it's free so what should really be expected? I KNOW, if it sucks so bad then stop bitching and don't watch. Y… Read more

Some would say I have an extensive (others might say it verges on obsessive compulsive / depraved behavior...nothing wrong with a little healthy controlled depravity) collection of favorite xHamster videos and since xHamster still hasn't come out with a way to organize the favorites, I thought I would would create a list of my personal all time favorites to share with you. While these might not be the hottest of the hot or the best produced or AVN award material, each has something special to offer. I hope they bring as much enjoyment to you as they have to me. One of my all ti… Read more

I won’t promise new, exciting and tantalizing material on a regular basis. I have a large amount of video clips stored in various places but I’m not sure about their copyright status and I’m even less sure if they haven’t already been uploaded here on xHamster. I see a lot of what I have collected already uploaded here and I don’t want to add to the duplicates that already fill up the video lists here. There are some pictures that I’ve been uploading and I have a few more to go. You know, way back in the day on the internet, pictures were the first visual adult entertainment. Videos were t… Read more

Don't get me wrong, I like to watch a good ass pounding as much as anybody else. I've even pounded a few asses in my time and while my ass is generally an exit only, a finger up there during a nice blow job is remarkable. However... For me the thought or concept of anal sex is far more appealing than the reality of it. For one, the fit is just not the same as the vagina; The entry is tight usually, although there have been some exceptions, but then it's always to loose after that. Unlike porn movies where the one to be… Read more

Before I go any further, I want to say thanks to creambean for posting this video and I'm not being critical of his submission or his effort in uploading. That being said, I want to point something out about amateur videos. Amateur videos are some of my favorite because they are 'real' people in some kind of real unscripted erotic act without the need or use of production value, direction or editing. Its this very raw nature of them that's appealing and makes them even more erotic. However, at times they can be a little to raw. I understand that many of the amateur videos are… Read more

Check this out if you get a chance. It's truly more along the lines a mainstream movie. http://xhamster.com/movies/724190/alice..._widescreen_good_quality.html This was from the grand old days of the early '70 where the boundaries of mainstream movie making were being pushed by directors who foresaw a day when people would be more open minded and about their sexuality. So far that hasn't happened. Here is what Wiki says about it. History The film was produced by adult film mogul Bill Osco, the producer of the first mainstream adult film, Mona (1970), and its sequel Harlot (… Read more