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"im parking" you say. hanging up my phone and slipping it back into my pocket i lean back against the house to wait for you. in no time i can hear you approaching, walking up the driveway. from where im standing i know you wont be able to see me right away but i like it that way, gives me a chance to soak in the sight of you before you notice me. but of course after a moment you do, looking my way as i stand propped against the corner of the house, near the side door. smiling as i watch you walk over to me, i greet you with a simple "hi". "hey" you say in return as you reach me and before… Read more

The winter storms were hard this year, doing a fair amount of damage to the new roof you just had installed a few short years ago and now that spring is in full swing it has begun to leak in places. Being short on cash you suggest to Mike that you know a friend who does handyman work for cheap and has a fair amount of experience roofing. Not liking the sound of some guy you know hanging around while he's at work but knowing you two are on a tight budget he reluctantly agrees and you give me a call. I readily offer my services and a date is set for the following monday. The day arrives and i pu… Read more

its monday morning and im sitting in my car, parked a few houses down from yours, checking my phone almost constantly. looking for the signal. finally i hear it chirp and i look. he's leaving, your message reads. i look up just in time to see his truck pulling out and heading towards me. i duck down in my seat as he passes, hoping he didnt notice the sudden movement. i start the car and pull up to your place, giving the horn a short blast. the door opens and out you come, looking absolutely stunning in a short pleated plad skirt, white wife beater (and even from here i can see you left the bra… Read more

strange things happen to a man who often sees the hours between 3 and 5 am, and not immediately after waking up. after having been up for 16 + hours, hoping to see that sleep before he sees that sunlight creeping in the narrow windows near the ceiling in his dingy basement apartment. what was a dull mind all day begins to formulate wild thoughts and ideas that had not come upon him in the hours kept by the rest of society. and when these thought are the the clearest ones he has had all day, despite a mind that is clearly addled due to insomnia, he begins to crave those hours of the day more an… Read more

3:30 in the morning and i find myself looking at the moon and wishing it was full but knowing deep down that no matter how much it looks like it is it isn't. its odd the parallels one can find in life. looking up at that nearly complete sphere, just an infinitesimally small sliver missing, i couldn't help but think of myself and the little sliver that's missing from within me. we were together so long, and for the longest time it felt so right, but just like that moon it was missing something. some tiny little part that would make it whole, make it complete. make it perfect. but unlike that my… Read more

yet another shining example of the way xHamster moderators play favorites and allow personal friendships and bias to influence their decision making, when it should be an impartial judgement. today one of my close friends on here, Dez, aka http://xhamster.com/user/blidavoz was banned from this site after an arguement with one of the reviewers. In the time that ive known her, she has done nothing but post her own content and stand by her friends, for which she has been "rewarded" by being constantly attacked and harrassed by trolls, having her pictures stolen and reposted in blogs, having fake… Read more

within the last day or so i created a blog on here posing a question about if a certain image found on a specific user's profile was a depiction of a violent act or just BDSM. i provided the source of the image in question and let the users of xhamster voice their opinions on the matter. this led to a lively discussion spanning roughly 100 comments, all of which were polite, non-vulgar, non-insulting, and thought provoking. roughly an hour or so ago i came home to discover that blog has been deleted by this site, however the image in question remains on that user's profile. seems quite int… Read more

alot of you have asked or wondered why the videos i post almost never stay online. well rather than explain it repeatedly on a daily basis i thought i'd take a moment to explain why here in a blog, to avoid repeating myself over and over all day. After doing some research, i have located the source of the issue with why my videos are all deleted, and in such a short time after being posted. It's my understanding that the xham video police (not to be mistaken with the reviewers, the video cops are a different, more secretive, anonymous group) are working in conjunction with the good people a… Read more

when I first joined this site, I decided to put my quirky sense of humor to work on my personal info in my bio. after over 4 months of maintaining a joke bio based on the actual bio of one of my favorite writers of all time, I've decided it's time to kill this meme. Between the people that didn't get the joke or recognize it for what it was and having to explain it to them (often in single syllable words so they understand what im saying), I've taken it down and replaced it with factual information. so without further ado, here is the old Joke information I had posted: Name: Hunter Relig… Read more