A few years back, during my first year of college, I decided to try to branch out a bit with my tastes. Not only in food and music, but in women and, more importantly, in porn. I often had to masturbate in the hall bathroom stall because my roommate was consistently around, and would try to make myself cum faster by watching kinkier and more unique kinds of porn. Soon I found myself in the men/gay category, and even though I didn't consider myself gay, I would cum helplessly on myself as I watched big muscular hairy men dominating young shaven twinks and forcing their big loads up these boys' ... Continue»
I had about 3 hours between classes, so I did as I usually did, and went online. I went to my usual chat room and began talking to strangers about what got me wet. I was almost alone in the library, maybe 2 other people were there s**ttered by at least 5 computers and facing a different direction. I was having a rather steamy conversation with someone and in my horny impulsiveness I agreed to do a few things to myself. Me and my crazy promises. I needed to cum, and since I didn’t exactly have a briefcase of vibrators at my fingertips I had to improvise.
I quickly ran to the pop machine to see what was available. I was more focused on the bottle then the actual contents. My pussy was already fairly moist and I was trying to run and not show it. I located the code red Mt. Dew and decided it was the biggest bottle. I took my prize and shuffled to the stairs, the elevator was too slow. I got to the bathroom and closed the swinging door.
There was no lock, I selected the biggest of the stalls on the far end and went to work. Setting my books and purse down I scrambled to the soap dispenser. I slathered a big glob on a paper towel and wiped the toilet down thoroughly. I then took a second glob of soap, this one was for me!
I promised my fan an anal fuck so I took the soap in my left hand and began rubbing my tight little asshole, sliding a few fingers in to warm up. I dug in deep visualizing my chubby friend and playing a little movie in my mind of a hot little British girl bending over a couch offering her pussy to me, lubing up a big fat strap on for my ass afterward.
I rubbed my wet cunt to get my hand juicy, slathering my ass for the last time before the gently fingering would become harsh painful shoving.
I positioned the bottle on the edge of the seat, and guided the tip into my ass. The cap was easy, but as I felt the cold slippery bottle sliding up between my cheeks I gasped. I forgot how cold it would be, but there was no time to warm it up and I wasn’t wasting good Dew by pouring it out and using hot water. I let my weight down a little sliding it up hard, almost to the fattest point. It hurt, and the numbing cold made it difficult to bear. I stroked my clit whimpering a little and backing out. I leaned back rubbing my pussy faster, hoping to distract myself and arouse my ass a little before I took it again.
I rubbed the length of the bottle between my meaty lips and rotated it, letting the cold perspiration run down my body. I felt the urge to go farther, I took the blunt end of the bottle and pressed it against my labia, I pressed down firmly squishing the cold plastic between my labia and touching my cervix. I pulled back a little and deliberately slid the bottle down about 6 inches inside my cunt.
I was breathless and aroused but I did not want to disappoint my “fans” so I slopped the bottle out and rubbed the juices all over the bottle. I perched over the bottle and slid the tip between my ass cheeks again. Just before the thick part entered I stopped and fucked it a little. Taking a deep breath and going for the gold. I lifted my legs up and sat down hard, ramming the bottle in my ass and burying it all the way down. I clenched up and felt a rush of pain surge through me, feeling the last little bit sticking out.
I rubbed my clit frantically, sliding back on the seat, and rotating the bottle in my ass.
The combination of cold wet tingling and the warm soapy burn was intense, I grabbed the bottle, sliding my fingers in my g spot and jerking the bottle in and out as fast as I could.
The sensations all came together in a single muffled sob and as I came I felt warm juices slurp and squish out of my pussy. A splash of cum spattered my inner thighs and covered my hand as I pulled the bottle out.
My frozen anal gape was numb and stung a little as the air hit my insides, I shuttered there for a moment.
It took a second to regain my bearings, but I casually put my shirt and pants back on, cleaned the soapy, cummy mess ad flushed the evidence.
I limped to the sink to wash my hands and wash the sticky clear goop off the bottle. I made sure it was clean and exited the room to record the day’s events.
Maybe next time I’ll bring a 2 liter! lol