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This is all about spammer descriptions please add some if I miss any. It pisses me off most of the time and I do prefer some over others because they're amusing. Plain and simple if you're going to spam at least add some "meat" to it, LOL!

1. The site spammer: Some of these assholes come from other websites (usually porn sites) thinking that they're going to get paid for the amount of clicks they get in response of curious "passer-biers", they usually don't get paid a cent. Some are members of the site they're spamming for trying to "beef up" their "times viewed" ranking. And still others are actually the owners trying to get their site off the ground. All are scum because they're trying to steal members from xHamster! These can last for a few days because they usually only comment on vids and most people watching the vids aren't there to read the comments (if you know what I mean, LOL)

2. The clone spammer: First off these people have way too much time on their hands. They clone a member's profile and sometimes adjust words in the profile to look like the original member but make them sound stupid. If you're not careful you'll think you're talking to the "real" member but the cloner (if "cloner" isn't a word I just made it one, LOL!) is so good it's hard to tell unless you know what to look for ie. a different spelling, a number added, words added or even description added to the original member's name. They always use the same avatar as the member they're cloning (easy to get, just click, drag and drop it to the desktop...). Once they've got all that then they start copy and pasting the same thing to everyone, jumping from members on one profile to the next sometimes changing the comment to members they have an interest in and want to "get them going". The clones usually don't last long because they comment members directly and get reported quickly.

3. The rank spammer: These are members that also have way too much time on their hands and aren't happy with the rank "Newbie", "Porn Lover", etc... They spend their days and nights copy and pasting the same crap to every member and on every vid they can find. Comments include things like "Hot kisses", "hihi", "yummy", etc... Basically meaningless nonsense that has no relevance to anything and if you comment them back about it they won't have a clue who you are and what you're talking about ESPECIALLY if they've spammed the vids! Some will even block you for catching them and saying something about it... These (unfortunately) last a very long time because they don't say "bad" things in their comments so xHamster doesn't delete them. All the members that have brains and are here for physical and intellectual stimulation can do is block them, sit back and point fingers at them while laughing and wait for them to get bored and leave...

4. The webcam spammer (these are related ti the site spammers): Have newer profiles with an avatar of an 18 or 19 year old chick taking a pic of herself in the mirror (usually) with a cute name like "Kimmie77677" or something of the like. In a matter of hours they have 600 friends and three pages of comments, many from the "welcoming committee members" but also from others that must truly believe some 18 year old hottie is sitting in front of a computer just waiting to be their friend... it'd be nice but, seriously? All they are doing is trying to get your credit card and money! (Courtesy of k**Druid)

5. The desperate-for-any-form-of-contact spammer: These post their email address all over the damn site asking for members to mail them for pictures of their cock (they seem to be almost exclusively male) which they will send in exchange for pics of your pussy! They usually come from a country with a name ending in 'stan' or places like Turkey or Greece and speak really bad English - in fact almost as bad as the 'Queens' English! (Courtesy of elNinho)

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Thanks to all that help with descriptions of the types of spammers I missed putting up :-)



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UPDATE:
Here are a few examples of spammers that are currently members of xHam posting hundreds of coms a day:


Sabinchen


AngeloAstor


wombdweller

(yes, that's his avatar)
maxwlpxs


adamski


naissa


rixs


screwyou27


kellymason


Eva-DWT


krs1961us


SM_65


Darius-is-Back


brianbigdogsmith


NOW I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO PISS SOME OF YOU OFF AND IF IT DOES, WELL, GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON! "Hi" IS A BULLSHIT COMMENT AND SHOULDN'T BE COUNTED FOR RANK ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S POSTED ON FIFTY PROFILES WITHIN MINUETS, THAT'S CALLED COPY AND PASTE AKA CHEATING. POSTING REPEATEDLY ON YOUR OWN PROFILE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS IS ALSO BULLSHIT AND CHEATING LIKE HERE:
http://xhamster.com/user/maxwlpxs
http://xhamster.com/user/AngeloAstor
"NICE", WOW","OK", etc... POSTED ON A VID IS BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S POSTED MORE THAN ONCE ON ONE VID OR ON EVERY VID WITHIN SECONDS LIKE IN THESE EXAMPLES (look through the comments and check the times they where made, within seconds of each other having no time to watch the vid!):
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://xhamster.com/movies/285590/flat_chested_redhead_teen.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1556/japan_porn_movie.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/486/girl_making_anal_massage_for_her_boyfriend.html
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://xhamster.com/user/ndut
http://xhamster.com/user/adex
http://xhamster.com/user/iamhotjill
http://xhamster.com/user/kristi25
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://xhamster.com/movies/20/beach_voyeur_video.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/78/housewifes_blowjob_-_f****y_video.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/29/blonde_babe_dressing_at_beach.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/2296/hidden_cam_-_latin_babe_masturbating.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/877/amateur_hardcore_sex_-_video_25.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1425/amateur_swingers_in_a_hotel_room.html
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://xhamster.com/movies/21/pretty_babe_topless.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/43/amateur_girl_getting_fucked.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/22/amateur_blondie_on_webcam.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/46/voyeur_video_in_a_swimming_pool.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/45/downblouse_-_i_like_this_nipple.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/3/sexy_victoria_chatting_and_stripping_on_webcam.html

http://xhamster.com/movies/4056/brunette_cutie_posing.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/5229/brunette_cutie_showing_her_tits.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/62/hot_brunette_bitch_takes_her_clothes_off.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1100/students_-_open_air_blowjob.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/2390/webcam_-_blow_job.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/3042/amateur_girl_getting_fucked_part_1.html

Comments
brandon99
retired
December 12, 2011, 4:24 am 
Darius isn't a spammer. Celia also isn't a spammer.

SENESCHAL
comments: 6842
October 2, 2011, 11:23 pm 
you've gathered all kind of spammers, great work
lmao about this sentence "others that must truly believe some 18 year old hottie is sitting in front of a computer just waiting to be their friend"
and your little smiley who hammered a spammer is so funny too

Porn Expert
comments: 373
July 25, 2011, 8:09 am 
Great and informative post. Spammers ruin the fun of xhamster.

haha5000
retired
June 5, 2011, 11:37 am 
there's nothing wrong with posting short comments. just because someone posts a short comment doesn't mean the short comment is spam. i don't believe that every xhamster user should read this blog post. i like how you don't like spam, but i don't like this blog post.

haha5000
retired
June 4, 2011, 2:07 pm 
thanks for the post. every xhamster user should read your "new and improved, less calories and more spam" thing.

haha5000
retired
May 21, 2011, 2:33 am 
reddogleader, you care way to much about xhamster's spam.

fire96105
retired
May 15, 2011, 7:35 pm 
reddogleader, would you consider the xhamster user "teg" a spammer? some of his comments i've seen are like "just saying hi."

fire96105
retired
May 14, 2011, 3:23 pm 
i got this comment from this one user, and she said something like, "hi welcome to xhamster." i went on her profile and typed in something like "thanks for the nice comment on my profile." some time later, i began to realize a lot of other "newbies" like me where saying on her profile stuff like, "thanks for the comment.", etc. i deleted the "hi welcome to xhamster." comment because it was spam. the user who posted that comment on my profile had a very high ranking. i don't remember what her username was.

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 760
May 12, 2011, 10:09 pm 
Thanks for the cool info..look forward to more

reddog69
retired
March 19, 2011, 8:11 pm 
very informative, ty 4 posting

Newbie
comments: 46
November 1, 2010, 8:03 pm 
tks bro for the insight! It sounds a little political but I guess anyone wld get irritated when they realised that they've been spammed!

Don't know the benefit these spammers get..but you have got me aware of what to do!

Thanks a million..let's enjoy what we are here to enjoy!

Outlaw
comments: 7835
September 12, 2010, 11:51 am 
Diva Of Xham the swineman Celia? hahahaha yeah right....

Myth Buster
online
comments: 5123
September 11, 2010, 11:18 am 
Add another one to my list of stalkers! F'n pathetic, no/low life sacks of dog poo, LMFAO!

Porn Queen
comments: 9023
September 10, 2010, 11:26 pm 
Grow up!

Celia ☺

Porn Expert
comments: 443
June 23, 2010, 10:15 pm 
Point made and taken. Thanks for the insight. I do have a Site where I share my shots with the world without intention of stealing Members from here. Just to show my work. I just seek to comment and give credit where credit is due. On the other hand I am a photographer and I do offer my services, especially to locals who have no shots of themselves. I am guilty of copying and pasting the same message in this regard to save time. Anyway, if you think I'm stepping out of line, let me know as I love this Site big time and wouldn't want to jeopardize my Membership here.

Porn King
comments: 9840
June 10, 2010, 1:08 pm 
GREAT

Pornstar
comments: 1133
May 8, 2010, 8:21 am 
Fuck Me I'm guilty as charge,Work so hard to get to my little fucking rank of Kama Sutra Guru,And then these fuck face's at xhamster closed my account.Had to start all over again to get to that rank. So i did copy and past copy and past and copy and past.

Celebrity
comments: 3907
April 30, 2010, 3:43 pm 
Celebrity
comments: 2314
February 1, 2010, 1:00 am 
good work once more. but u r not a spammer. u learned after 100 comments.... some other do not learn after 100000 comments.....

Outlaw
comments: 7835
January 31, 2010, 4:36 pm 
lmfao! Nice one you forgot to add the double douche on the list though

Porn King
online
comments: 11435
January 30, 2010, 7:03 pm 
great work RDL

xHamster Legend
comments: 17976
January 30, 2010, 4:40 pm 
wow! i like it! & say yes, father, (mother is possible?) i made also coms for rank as a young "blue dick" as we say in army, who never ran such throw the first stone. now did we ever throw that first stone to be the upper guy?

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 582
December 10, 2009, 9:57 pm 
Sorry i meant BOLLOX! to the spammers not this thread im just as pissed of with them as much as u all r!..DIE SPAMMERS! the fuckers have got me all the time sick of trying to delete their comments! Sorry all in the misunderstanding..lol ;)

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 582
December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm 
BOLLOX!

Porn Expert
comments: 156
December 6, 2009, 10:35 pm 
hehe nice one.

Newbie
comments: 40
November 15, 2009, 9:20 pm 
anybody get the impression that several of these so called spammers are the equivelent of auto dialers??
i think "ELISE1" is a robot since the language used is not even human.......

Badass Biker
comments: 2586
November 3, 2009, 8:51 am 
We also have here with increasing frequency the Email Address Spammer who send messages like this one to many members profile pages

i am kate i hope you dont mind me masagging you im just new here so i am up to meet people i am 23 single and no bf.. i just want to get to know you beep me back if your intersted ok kink8thompson (@) (live) (.) (com) and kink8thompson (@) (yahoo) (.) (com) i will wait for you thanks

Note the disguised email address - that's because many sites have a filter to stop this kind of spammer.
Also note the very bad English with no punctuation. It will probably be from a theiving Nigerian sat in a filthy internet cafe in downtown Lagos - or maybe in a mud hut somewhere!

AngeloAss...
retired
October 29, 2009, 3:44 am 
Hope back you are soon

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 703
October 28, 2009, 3:00 am 
I have a habit of staying out of this spam war bs, but I have had enough. To Sab and Anglo, I find it funny that you have ALL the time in the world to cut copy and post to everyone's pages, calling everyone "cowards" but your explaination is the same everytime. Get original. No RDL, Parrothead and the others do not go home to their mommies they go home to their real WOMEN, some actually have pages on this website. Do your research first. Get a life. Spend time together not bashing everyone else all day. How much sex could you guys possibly be having when all of your time is spent online? Take a good look at yourselves, self exam the "cowardness" is it between the two of you? Scared to be with each other? Stop spamming others, get a life, etc. Everyone on here are adults and a select few act like children.

AngeloAss...
retired
October 27, 2009, 11:15 pm 
i confess to being spammer and douchebag

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