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We see we missed y'all by 9 effen days!
If it'were'nt for bad luck we'd have no luck!
We shall try to be more timely in our visits here!
Lacking impulse-control tried responding!
Sadly we could only like self-control's commentary!
When we responded, we am denied that ability, unfortunately!
This too, like a kidney stone, shall pass & then pain diminishes!
We see you're here 7 daze ago!
We will check back due to time lag!
Our lack of attendance was due to work!
We now have a new job & relocated down souf!
We hope beyond hope that you're happy & doing swell!
We are finer than frog hair & fit as a fattish old guy can hope to be!
We happen to know, time flies like an arrow. That said, we also know that fruit flies like a cumquat!