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I saw this on FB and wanted to share it with you all, I think its hilarious! 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hur… Read more

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To do this story and the author justice, please read part 1, “SSBBW Encounter” first. Part 2 To do this story and the author justice, please read part 1, “SSBBW Encounter” first. She sipped her wine, still breathing hard, a grin on her face stretching from ear to ear. She gave a heavy sigh, placed the wine glass down and threw herself back on the bed, exclaiming, Oh my God! I need a breather!” I smiled and curled my arm around her soft chest and patiently waited for her. As she continued to chatter about how good she felt, I casually let my hand rest on one breast, gently tugging at… Read more