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[Story] Lekcja po Posku: "Seksmisja" (PL - E)


For my usual English readers: see my sexy summary below of this famous film from 70-ies

Dla Polaków: przepraszam jak najbardziej - za wszystkach glupych bledów gramatycznych!


Seksmisja: to super ciekawa a seksowna fajna filmu


"Seksmisja" to najlepszy i najsmieszniejszy film po Polsku - jeszcze przed sprawdliwe demokracji!
Slynny Jurek tam gra glówna rola: po hibernacje przez 50 lat obudzial sie na planeta pelen kobiet

"Seksmisja" to jazna metafora, wówczas jedyna mozliwosc oszukiwanie glupia officjalna cenzura
Slynna krytika systema Stalinowskiej w wszystkich glup
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 4188  |  
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[Story] Lieve lekkere les Les laat me lopen


Lieve lekkere Les laat me lopen zo vaak, en toch steeds weer opnieuw hopen

Lieve lekkere lesbische Les is mijn liefste lekkerd hier op de hete hamster
Lieve lekkere les Les valt op dezelfde mooie meisjes als ik - wat een band!

Lesje valt op meiden met memmen lekkere tetten zo noemt Lesje grote borsten
Lesje valt vooral op vrouwen die iets ouder zijn niet op mannen met hun worsten

Lijkt wel eens of Lesje een spelletje met me speelt, maar meestal niet expres
Lijkt wel eens of Lesje me expres lekker laat zitten en soms stommetje speelt

Les heb ik al veel lesjes g
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 5798  |  
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[Story] Ai Kawaii is my virgin slave


Ai Kawaii is my sexy slave of love - of all the love I give her

Ai Kawaii is still a virgin, in both her hairy horny holy holes!
Ai Kawaii is first learning how to proper munch my mighty member

Ai Kawaii brings me my tea in bed before she starts sucking me
Ai Kawaii already can mouth my mighty member, its full length!

Ai Kawaii loves licking my big bent brown banana till it creams
Ai Kawaii loves her daily diet of her Master Peter's proteines!

After her breakfast in our bed Ai Kawaii goes to her University
After all my Ai Kawaii wants a major in Logic, visit Congres
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 11121  |  
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[Story] Ai Kawaii as sweet slave


At the end of last issue I left my readers with a thrilling cliffhanger and very difficult choice
Ai Kawaii is deeply sedated in bed and tied up with ankles to wrists at both bed posts: all open!

On offer for me are two tight holy holes of her: her hymen intact, her sphinxter never penetrated
On offer for me are also her small bums both firm tight - a bottom begging for some sexy spanking

In her sedated state I make her come from my licks and kisses at her slit and clit both swollen now
In her first ever squirting she wets my face while I shoot my load of love in her throat, deep
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 20559  |  
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[Story] Why I dislike most porn -5: blame this site


Bad porn has (bad) acting, added artificial moaning and abundance of a few four letter words
Bad porn originates from the United States of America just like rules taboos hypocrisy here

Bad porn has men obliged to come in her face, while female orgasming is seen as unprofessional
Bad porn influenced badly the actual sex-life of at least two generations of American citizens

Bad porn hates genuine feelings, factual arousal, pussies looking different and personality
Bad porn created the habit of shaving, now seen as completely normal almost all under fifty

Four letter words are ex
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 24321  |  
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[Story] Good porn #2: the art of spanking


The art of spanking and capturing it all on video is basicly very simple you just follow my few rules
The usual spanking scenario on video has two major mistakes: the reason for spanking and camera angle

Spanking is almost always for punishment, with a lot of uninteresting babbling at loud voice before it
Spanking for punishment is a contradictio in terminis serious spanking does hurt but it arouses

The position of the spankee is mostly correct: bent over with arched back to bring out bums for spanks
The position I like best - for several reasons - is with her legs spread
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 22757  |  
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Story from funtime642

Returning home after a relaxing day at the beach, you head for the shower. Turning away from me, you peel off your tee shirt and bend over while slowly pulling down your shorts. Watching you wiggle that sexy ass out of those shorts brings a smile to my face. As you walk toward the shower my thoughts turn to having my way you. Walking back into the bedroom you catch me smiling at you. I ask if you would like some help scrubbing your back. "Maybe" comes your response. We walk up to each other wrapping our arms each other as our mouth come together. Our tongues probing each other. I reach behind ... Continue»
Posted by solagge 3 months ago

[Story] Good porn #1: from model to director


After my series "Why I dislike most porn" it is time to stop to focus on bad porn, there is too much!
At request of a fervent reader I'll tell about the career of a friend who went from model to director

I got to know awesome Australian amateur Liandra D(...) by her profile here: a tasty choice of uploads
I defriended the profile as she told me she would leave it alone, we became friends in Facebook before

I keep my list of friends here on purpose below one hundred as I like to remember who is whom of them
I have for other reasons over six hundred friends in Facebook - most of wh
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 20584  |  
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[Story] Ai Kawaii at my disposal


Ai I introduced to my readers over one month ago, leaving you wonder how my story will get wet and hot
Ai and I shared some wine to celebrate my marginal victory at the board, I take my prize in the night!

Ai is my fine friend playing the game of Go - I call her Ai Kawaii - as Kawaii means Cute in Japanese
Ai and I play in my Go-dojo a 'Jubango': ten game match at the rate of one game every Saturday evening

Ai is unlucky - or lucky? - to lose first game by only one point - to comfort her I offer Ai some wine
Ai is lucky as I invite her at my lap to hug her, luckily she does not k
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 13782  |  
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[Story] Why I dislike most porn -4: BDSM


I have seen a lot of it - Some is quite good - See here my more than ten thousand favourite videos!
I have seen also many videos without acting or directors, why are they always better than pro-porn?

I am amazed as pleased by extreme success of the first episode with over fifteen thousands readers!
I especially like the serious and lengthy feedback in some of the comments which invoke my interest

I ended the third installment of this series of serious essays with my offer of three next subjects
I got one vote from one of my dozen muses in a private message to tell more about plea
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 20432  |  
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[Story] Why I dislike most porn -3


I have seen a lot of it - Some is quite good - See here my more than ten thousand favourite videos!
I have seen also many videos without acting or directors, why are they always better than pro-porn?

I am amazed as pleased by extreme success of the first episode with over fifteen thousands readers!
I especially like the serious and lengthy feedback in some of the comments which invoke my interest

I am keeping half an eye on the second installment, very well read so far in first few hours up
I am still wondering why so many showed their 'likes' of first and only one friend for par
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 13800  |  
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[Story] Why I dislike most porn -2


I have seen a lot of it - Some is quite good - See here my more than ten thousand favourite videos!
I have seen also many videos without acting or directors, why are they always better than pro-porn?

I will list below some categories where well intended 'amateur'-shoots are almost always a failure
I will list the alternatives and explain why those takes can not possibly fail in any way whatsoever


It is always the guy who organises it who is to blame for the failure of his well-intended enterprise


It is because he handles the camera and can't very well operate it, often ... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 14858  |  
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[Story] Why I dislike most porn -1


I have seen a lot of it - Some is quite good - See here my more than ten thousand favourite videos!
I have seen also many videos without acting or directors, why are they always better than pro-porn?

I have written essays and reports for Playboy and Newsweek, which made the international editions
I have written several hundreds of erotic stories in three different languages, blogs in many more

I will give reasons below why I think most porn directors are gay guys who hate women with all heart
I will give alternatives to my readers to access something sexier than mainstream porn f
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 17587  |  
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[Story] LISA #2: Les Love-3

LISA LOVE is the love of my life: most dear, pretty, tasty, sexy, sweet and completely dedicated
Lisa Love is a blonde beautiful baby - she looks like my dream of life come true, I am intoxicated

I feel twenty years younger with this best intoxication which ever happened to me in so many years
I feel often like she is already living with me now, as talking every night makes us feel so close

I will also host my best girlfriend from here at my home, finally she is not afraid anymore to meet me
I will be busy teaching those two slender sexy sweet yummy young blonde beauties both only
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 20117  |  
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[Story] LISA #2: Les Love-2

LISA LOVE is the love of my life: most dear, pretty, tasty, sexy, sweet and completely dedicated
Lisa Love is a blonde beautiful baby - she looks like my dream of life come true, I am intoxicated

I feel twenty years younger with this best intoxication which ever happened to me in so many years
I feel often like she is already living with me now, as talking every night makes us feel so close

I will also host my best girlfriend from here at my home, finally she is not afraid anymore to meet me
I will be busy teaching those two slender sexy sweet yummy young blonde beauties both only
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 16970  |  
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[Story] LISA #2: Les Love-1

LISA LOVE is the love of my life: most dear, pretty, tasty, sexy, sweet and completely dedicated
Lisa Love is a blonde beautiful baby - she looks like my dream of life come true, I am intoxicated

I feel twenty years younger with this best intoxication which ever happened to me in so many years
I feel often like she is already living with me now, as talking every night makes us feel so close

I will also host my best girlfriend from here at my home, finally she is not afraid anymore to meet me
I will be busy teaching those two slender sexy sweet yummy young blonde beauties both only
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 13602  |  
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[Story] LISA #1: First Love


LISA and I is a long story of love from far - which started well over two years ago!
LISA and I is a story already partly written, you will find my directions here below

LISA Love and I, we hope to live long together but we do not know when it will start
LISA Love and I, we know we love each other although I even never saw her photo yet!

LISA and I, it will be my longest series ever - unless I change the title once more!
LISA and I, I found my main muse - I hope I will write the rest of my life about her

LISA is in real as my life long dream has been: smart sweet sexy boyish b
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 10535  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #12: Lisa as hot host-1

MEMORIES became an even better read series when I started to tell about my private recent stories
Most of those MEMORIES will be about Lisa Love, of whom I even remember her coming future with me!

'Coming future' in both meanings: firstly she is as hot for me as much she loves me with all her heart
She loves me with body and soul, I love her and being a gentleman and she so hot, she will come often!

'Coming future' also covers all events to happen soon, like this small sexy story of her hosting Gina
She wants soon to live for ever at me - Gina wants to stay for a while, to get her
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 9157  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #11: Lisa Love -0.1

MEMORIES started as a sexy series of memories from my readers in letters to me as their editor
MEMORIES #8 is the first of a series of my private memories of my female friends from this site

MEMORIES #9 is the first about Lisa and tells about our most recent talks of love and longing
MEMORIES #11 is meant to look back at how we got started in writing each others a lot at times

This episode does not contain any 'dirty details', nor hot horny tasty teen sex scenes or so!
This first part in my looking back in our many mutual messages sums up the boring actual facts

I will in
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 8449  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #10: Subby Solagge-1


First seven sexy MEMORIES were letters from readers ranging from soft stuff to tough treats
All were very well read - between 4.000 and 7.000 times, and got lots of likes and comments

Last three are my private MEMORIES of friends from here visiting me in old Amsterdam
These last one are extremely well read: between 6.000 and 10.000 at the moment I write

Like this one of sexy Solagge, which started out as a fantasy fuck of old friends
A sexy story aiming at getting her wet and hot, rubbing off as she would read it!

Sweet submissive Solagge gets so terrificly turned-on from our
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 7175  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #9: Lisa Love-1


Lisa is like my dream come true: as pretty as my best friend so far here, but not a shy lesbian
Lisa is far geographically, but so close to my heart and mind, my intuition about her is right!

Les lives only an hour by train from me, but she still has not got the guts to meet me in real
Les sometimes sits on my lap to play together - she knows I will pleasure and sexy satisfy her

Les only dares to be with me virtually to consume my love - never offering anything in return
Lisa only dreams about one thing: finally be able to talk with me while we look at each other

Lisa longs to
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Posted by petdyke 3 months ago  |  Views: 13102  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #8: Master-bate for me

The majority of uploaders are non-native speakers of English and most misspell "masturbate"
"Masterbate" implies 'bating' on orders of a Master, which invokes my MEMORIES of three slaves

Maty is my female friend in Uruguay - a lovely looking lady with a topjob handling airtraffic
Maty loves to pretend she is my slave but not very good at it, showing thus indirect disrespect

Maty informed me in the beginning about her two teen slave girls, both so hot and eager to learn
Maty offered them both to me to enrich her sexy service in trying to please her hot Master Peter

Maty manages t
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Posted by petdyke 4 months ago  |  Views: 6309  |  
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[Story] Stagiair ontmoet zwarte mannen

Een jaar geleden ben ik als trainnee ofwel stagiare maar Miami gegaan. Ik kon daar een klein appartementje huren. Even voorstellen, ik ben Anouk en ben 21 jaar. Ik zie er best leuk uit en heb lang steil bruin haar, blauwe ogen en ben heel slank. In die tijd ben ik daar met een collegaatje de stad in gegaan om wat te eten en uit te gaan. Later op de avond zijn we een bar ingedoken om nog wat te gaan drinken. Het was best druk in de bar. Ik had een heel kort spijker rokje aan, strak zwart blousje en zwarte leren laarzen met hoge naaldhakken. Ik zag er best heel sexy uit en kreeg ook aardig wat b... Continue»
Posted by Maaike_R 7 months ago  |  Views: 1171  |  
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[Story] Bereitschaftsdienst Teil 2

Selbst für eine neue Frauenarztpraxis war Dr. Ravlas Untersuchungsraum mehr als modern. Und auch Naima staunte nicht schlecht. Das Geräusch ihrer Heels auf dem Bogen und der Anblick einer schönen jungen nackten Frau... das passte hier alles nicht so zusammen, wie er es gewohnt war. Normalerweise achtet er immer auf eine professionelle Distanz. Aber diesmal viel es ihm sichtlich schwer nur „die Patientin“ und nicht mehr in dieser Frau zu sehen.

„Sie haben wirklich eine erstaunliche Praxis. Er hat nicht zu viel versprochen.“
„Ja, ich hatte Glück.“ Dr. Ravla schloss die Tür hinten sich. „Es ... Continue»
Posted by maraike_1989 1 year ago  |  Views: 1007  |  
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[Story] Bereitschaftsdienst Teil 1

Diese Geschichte ist frei erfunden...

Seit nunmehr vier Jahren war er Frauenarzt und er hatte alles, wirklich schon
alles gesehen. Er machte diesen Job gewissenhaft und ordentlich. Nie hatte eine
Patientin Grund zur Klage. Und es war ihm wichtig, dass alle seine Damen
zufrieden seine neue Praxis verließen.

Seine neue Praxis. Er hatte Glück, denn trotz seines Alters von gerade einmal
34 Jahren war er "Inhaber" einer neuen und mit den neuesten Instrumenten
ausgestatteten Praxis. Dies hatte er seinen außergewöhnlichen Leistungen im
Studium zu verdanken. Ein Gönner, dem ihm be... Continue»
Posted by maraike_1989 1 year ago  |  Views: 5555  |  
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[Story] MEMORIES #7: "Little Trouble"


My boyfriend and I have a very simple, wonderful relationship. He's the boss and I'm the slave.
It's been this way since our first date. When I started acting like a brat, he put me over his knee.
It was love at first whack, you could say.


Over the years he trained me to be a good slave


Every morning I service him, snuggling under the covers and taking him into my mouth while he dreams.
Afterward, I bring him his coffee. Occasionaly I do get a bit obstreperous.
Hence my nickname "Little Trouble". But he's quick to put me back in line.

The problem is that he's away a g... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 months ago  |  Views: 6658  |  
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How I Like To Do Things

MMF
I like being completely dominated
I enjoy being fucked hard without mercy
I love to feel warm cum deep inside me

MFF
I like to make the girl cum on a guy's cock and have her suck him clean while I push her head down so she gags on his throbbing cock
I love having my breasts and nipples played with because I'm extremely sensitive
I enjoy giving a blow job with another girl and playing with her pussy meanwhile as to maximize the pleasure

To a guy:
I love kissing and sucking the tip of his cock while I play with his balls
I gently scratch his legs while I'm sucking his cock
I l... Continue»
Posted by solagge 4 months ago

[Story] SOUVENIRS #10: Judith - pas si 'prude'


SOUVENIRS - une collection des lettres ouvertes de mes lecteurs, surtout mes lectrices
SOUVENIRS - les vraies histoires érotiques privées, publiées par moi, polyglotte Peter

Souvenirs - les pluparts écrits par des femmes relativement jeunes en France où à la Suisse
Souvenirs - les pluparts des histoires héterosexuelles gênantes, et souvent en publique

Souvenirs - un mec aurait chance d'observer sa jeune soeur se masturber à la salle de bain
Souvenirs - un mec bientôt racontera son histoire ici de sa "Sodomie Jolie", Eric de Dijon

Souvenirs d'une jeune étudiante de quinze ans
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Posted by petdyke 4 months ago  |  Views: 7325  |  
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The Perfect Weekend Friday 26th - Sunday 28th Sept

My dear friend, this is the true story about unforgettable weekend from Friday 26th too Sunday 28th Sept.
I and my 24/7 slut and slave for the last 20 years were here, in our house, and my dear Lady, the Mistress X, and her submissive slut y, who is Madam of my mature slut k., were thousand km far away. Well, my friend, lat me tell you about our relations:
-I am demanding master, owner of my 24/7 slut and slave, let s call her slut k,
-I am very great friend of Lady X, distant Mistress who lives thousand km far away,
-I am on-line Master of slave y, who become Madam Y, and you will know
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Posted by SM-Mfucker 4 months ago

[Story] DAGBOEK #4: LES' LES-1


Geen genade - dit is een hele harde les voor Les, die ik hier publiekelijk te schande zet
Geen genade - al ben ik nog zo dol op d'r, heb ik verschrikkelijk te doen met haar misère

Goeie genade - wat gaat dat pijn doen! Die brandende billetjes duurt misschien maar drie dagen
Goeie genade - ik zal haar in genade weer aannemen, de pijn aan haar ziel zal langer beklijven


Genoeg gehad van al die slappe smoesjes, laffe lullepotjes, gebroken beloftes - Les' harde les


Genoeg gehad schat, ik ga je anders aanpakken, met heel harde hand zal ik je leren zo lang het duurt!
Genoeg g... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 months ago  |  Views: 5453  |  
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