How many women I love?
Jugded just by their looks, how many women in this world I would want to make love to, I wondered one day. And I made a fast estimate. Let me start with the conclusion: half a billion! Life´s too short :-(
Read my short lesson of love and calculation:
There are three billion women living on our globe. Their number is rising fast. Clearly, only one in three is elder. That leaves two. Substracts the k**s and we´ve only one left. Let´s say between the virtual ages of 14 and 44.
Now let´s take a look at them.
On hamster I became an expert in rating ladies according to their looks. I access the net from a computer dating back from last century. She´s very slow and lazy.
Worse, eleven times out of a dozen, she forgets to give me sound :-(...
So soon I discovered galleries with photos. They also loaded slow, but I didn´t miss the sound so much. By the same reason, I also started to read stories. Which reslulted in publishing a couple of dozen myself.
How experienced am I as an sexpert? How many did I see naked from that billion?
Well, firstly only one promille of them is here on hamster. An average gallery contains twenty. Of main uploaders like the beach pictures of Tilly, three different German guys with "teen" in their nick and ´before-after´ BertVeendam, I´ve seen and rated at least fifty of their galleries. Only five thousand. Adding the masturbating, lesbian, spanking, voyeur and vintage videos gets me at a total of ten. So in a year I´ve seen one percent of the ladies here.
Now let me explain how I rate photos. Like everyone I neglect photographic (lack of) quality. Only her looks count. Her expression. Often one can easily notice how she was turned on by being naked on camera for a friend, or privately. That helps for getting stars. I rarely give three. Never lower, why bother to rate. I give five stars quite easily. As soon as I think:
"I would want to get her into my bed!". Most often it´s like that if I see a picture of an attractive lady. Sometimes I like her, but not too much:
"I would not kick her out of my bed ;-)" - a four stars starlet.
I mostly like what I see. I´m not stupid in chosing ;-)
But I know that their are many galleries with women I wouldn´t bother to take a look at. Too fat, old, or whatever. So, on average I would want one in two.
Which is half a billion. Wish I would live as long as Methusalem. To have some time to please a decent portion of all those beauties with all my love.
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