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petdyke

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300+ sexy stories in English, last 100 versed even!
(6 days ago)
Signed up:1788 days ago
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Comments:25,826
I'm:Poet PETER (often Po-PE),
From:Old-Amsterdam, Netherlands
Seeking:Woman
Languages:English, German, French, Polish
Personal Information
Relation:Open
Occupation:Writer, editor, poet
Education:PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Religion:Agnostic
Star sign:Leo
Smoking:Regularly
Drinking:Several times a week
Drugs:Recreational drugs regularly
Income:Little
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Athletic
Height:185 cm (6 ft 1 in)
Hair length:Long
Hair color:Black
Eye color:Green
About Me
READ THIS FIRST BEFORE YOU INVITE (OR LINK) ME:
I do like to get invites from fresh females here
I do like to know before why you chose me as friend
I do like to communicte with my friends over porn
I do delete friends who were silent for too long
I do keep their number below one hundred on purpose
I do to receive linkks to sexy stuff under same rules
I do like to know what I would watch and why I should

WEL(L)COME AT MY PAGE!
My username is a pun, both an abbreviation of my real name
as well as an indication of my initial main taste in porn
It also implies that I love my lesbian girlfriends
as much as those with a different sexual preferences
For me girlfriends are those who are interesting to me
and also like to write back to me at times at least

My first ever female friend got me involved in
interest into spanking and into writing stories!
After two years my alliterated prose became versed
and I started to call myself (next pun ;) "Poet Peter"

A year later my live-in granddaughter Petra started to 'steal'
my lesbian friends and also took over in writing them hot stories :P

Overview to my short stories and favourite pictures
I list my main sexy series and favourite photos and videos in a blog:
http://xhamster.com/user/petdyke/posts/195621.html

FALLING IN LOVE
“It’s not that I can’t fall in love. It’s really that I can’t help falling in love with too many things all at once. So, you must understand why I can’t distinguish between what’s platonic and what isn’t, because it’s all too much and not enough at the same time.” — Jack Kerouac
(For 'things' read 'girls' or 'women' in my case.)
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3 days ago
Hello:)^^
8 days ago
Pathetic is automated censorship for words like
s l e e p, f a m i l y, c h i l d, not only in English
but for all languages written by Latin alphabet!
Hence in Dutch I can't write about a painting,
as the Dutch word schilderij contains a taboo word
All international authors compained at admins ...
No one got ever any answer! Isn't that pathetic?

You have a closed profile, so I can't see if you
ever contributed interesting content ...
I uploaded one video, some galleries, 300+ stories
in English, 77 in Dutch, 10 in French, one in Polish!
Plus over 25.000 comments, mostly to videos I like :P
8 days ago
I inform my readers about forthcoming episodes!
Why don't you comment my stories, if you read them?
Pathetic is people voting thumb down without a word!

Wish you well, thanks for posting:
* * * * * - Poet PETER
8 days ago
"Pathetic place: all admin and 99% of users :("

Yeah, and the most pathetic thing is that about 99 % of the comments on your posts are from yourself...
9 days ago
What a collection....!!! just effin amazing....thought mine was extensive.....not compared to yours....size matter??? haha
14 days ago
Thanks for your nice comments ... ;-)
14 days ago
Hey petdyke, thanks for the friendship! It's lovely to meet you here. xoxo
24 days ago
Thanks for the invite !!!
24 days ago
Thanks for your comment!
24 days ago
thank you Po-PE for the comments.
28 days ago
Please do dear Gina!
You make me curious
I'll send you a PM

* * * * * - Poet PETER
28 days ago
Well my dear Peter, as much as I love your stories, I may have to send you my journals to edit so you can get a womans point of view where naughty sex goes,
1 month ago
bon noel, le poète ami... ☺
1 month ago
Happy Holidays and hope for a healthy 2015..
1 month ago
••˛•★JOYEUX★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★ N O Ë L ★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚ ET
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛• ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ★BONNE ANNEE★
★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱★

All the best, dear Peter, in 2015, to the
MOST *prolific* writer in *any* language! :D

Olla
1 month ago
Merry Christmas Peter and have some great days with food, beer and girls :-D Greetings Anteros.
1 month ago
Thanks sam my first ever friend here

Same to you man: have a good time! PoPE
1 month ago
Holiday best to you.
1 month ago
have a sweet xmas poet!! ☺
1 month ago
Warm welcome whenever you'd like
I just do trust you with my bottom

Sweet kisses: * * * * * Poet PETER
1 month ago
I should pop your bottom...lol
1 month ago
hi pete
thanks for the many nice comments
and enjoy yourself
notbier
retired
1 month ago
danke für die einladung
1 month ago
Thanks Pete.really love your comments..
1 month ago
Thanks for the invite.(。→‿◕。)☆
2 months ago
Link voor Linker - of de Rechter, net zo mooi ;)
Haar blonde beest Chastity met een MILF in actie:
http://xhamster.com/movies/3814915/milf_and_teen_iii.html
2 months ago
Thank you for your honest response Lindy.
I think we'll get along fine and at least
You'll get to now me a bit by my profile
my verses and our private writing - Poet PETER
2 months ago
Hi Petdyke,
Thank you for writing me. I guess I collect friends on here, just like to see how many want to be my friend. It doesn't hurt any one. To be honest I don't even know 1% of them. In fact I don't know any of them. But I think I like you! At least your Dutch--I like Dutch.

You be good, all the best to you--kisses--lindy
2 months ago
Merci mon copain!
Lisez mes petites histoires si vous voulez.
Il y a quand même une dizaine en Français!
2 months ago
have a sweet sunday pete! ☺

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