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petdyke

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Top author of versed stories in lots of tongues!
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Signed up:1816 days ago
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Comments:26,526
I'm:Poet PETER (often Po-PE),
From:Old-Amsterdam, Netherlands
Seeking:Woman
Languages:English, German, French, Polish
Personal Information
Relation:Open
Occupation:Writer, editor, poet
Education:PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Religion:Agnostic
Star sign:Leo
Smoking:Regularly
Drinking:Several times a week
Drugs:Recreational drugs regularly
Income:Little
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Athletic
Height:185 cm (6 ft 1 in)
Hair length:Long
Hair color:Black
Eye color:Green
About Me
READ THIS FIRST BEFORE YOU INVITE (OR LINK) ME:
I do like to get invites from fresh females here
I do like to know before why you chose me as friend
I do like to communicte with my friends over porn
I do delete friends who were silent for too long
I do keep their number below one hundred on purpose
I do to receive linkks to sexy stuff under same rules
I do like to know what I would watch and why I should

WEL(L)COME AT MY PAGE!
My username is a pun, both an abbreviation of my real name
as well as an indication of my initial main taste in porn
It also implies that I love my lesbian girlfriends
as much as those with a different sexual preferences
For me girlfriends are those who are interesting to me
and also like to write back to me at times at least

My first ever female friend got me involved in
interest into spanking and into writing stories!
After two years my alliterated prose became versed
and I started to call myself (next pun ;) "Poet Peter"

A year later my live-in granddaughter Petra started to 'steal'
my lesbian friends and also took over in writing them hot stories :P

Overview to my short stories and favourite pictures
I list my main sexy series and favourite photos and videos in a blog:
http://xhamster.com/user/petdyke/posts/195621.html

FALLING IN LOVE
“It’s not that I can’t fall in love. It’s really that I can’t help falling in love with too many things all at once. So, you must understand why I can’t distinguish between what’s platonic and what isn’t, because it’s all too much and not enough at the same time.” — Jack Kerouac
(For 'things' read 'girls' or 'women' in my case.)
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1 day ago
PETE you awesome Hammie. Thanks for checking out my latest uploads
4 days ago
I may become your Mistress and flog you with dental floss....lol
5 days ago
Be my bride beautiful baby!
Together we can seduce all
the cuties we long for lust

* * * * * - Poet PETER
7 days ago
You are such a naughty Peter and that is why I love you so...Hugs
10 days ago
Behave yourself / good to see you again
14 days ago
I appreciate your comments.
14 days ago
Your arithmatic is of the level of your arguments! :(
My initial comments at each episode inform my readers
Mostly about aspects of a forthcoming continuation

My later comments react to remarks by my readers
sometimes simply thanking them for their comment
My temporary habit to mention progress in readership
has died down recently ... So what's your point?

What's your name? Why is your page closed? - Peter
20 days ago
We welcome your comments at my stories as much as
we welcome your posts to my wall, dear colleague!

We will friend and mutually support each others
We will friendly vote and comment contributions

Wish you well from our old Amsterdam
We greet you old friend - Poet PETER
20 days ago
I very pleased to read again your poetic comments, greetings ☺
24 days ago
made some, i see donkeys are everywhere to contribute ☺
24 days ago
Empty promise Nono, I got it 100s of times!
My muses and best female friends do the same promise
from good heart, five minutes later they forget it :(
Life is full of surprises and best promises ...
What counts is an immediate vote, the rest is bla-bla
I sadly speak from long time experience by best babes
24 days ago
get it, will see tomorrow my friend ☺
24 days ago
Everything fine, I write my 5 stories each week
which are well read, only response is low in lack
of thumbs up and comments compared to a year ago!

See f.i. "Why I love lesbians": 1st version for 3 years got about 700 reads, 16 comments and 19-2 votes
Recent #1 & #2 5000+ reads, no comments, only one other thumb up; a down vote I'll always get from one or two dedicated haters of me or of my versed prose!

Can you imagine someone's main fun here is voting down anything I'd write? The guy must be very lonely!

I guess he is, as he hates me probably for telling former mutual gf's about his record here and they all defriended and blocked him :P - PoPE
25 days ago
hope everything is cool & easy on yr side, poet! cheers! ☺
26 days ago
Great
1 month ago
Hello:)^^
1 month ago
Pathetic is automated censorship for words like
s l e e p, f a m i l y, c h i l d, not only in English
but for all languages written by Latin alphabet!
Hence in Dutch I can't write about a painting,
as the Dutch word schilderij contains a taboo word
All international authors compained at admins ...
No one got ever any answer! Isn't that pathetic?

You have a closed profile, so I can't see if you
ever contributed interesting content ...
I uploaded one video, some galleries, 300+ stories
in English, 77 in Dutch, 10 in French, one in Polish!
Plus over 25.000 comments, mostly to videos I like :P
1 month ago
I inform my readers about forthcoming episodes!
Why don't you comment my stories, if you read them?
Pathetic is people voting thumb down without a word!

Wish you well, thanks for posting:
* * * * * - Poet PETER
1 month ago
"Pathetic place: all admin and 99% of users :("

Yeah, and the most pathetic thing is that about 99 % of the comments on your posts are from yourself...
1 month ago
What a collection....!!! just effin amazing....thought mine was extensive.....not compared to yours....size matter??? haha
1 month ago
Thanks for your nice comments ... ;-)
1 month ago
Hey petdyke, thanks for the friendship! It's lovely to meet you here. xoxo
1 month ago
Thanks for the invite !!!
1 month ago
Thanks for your comment!
1 month ago
thank you Po-PE for the comments.
1 month ago
Please do dear Gina!
You make me curious
I'll send you a PM

* * * * * - Poet PETER
1 month ago
Well my dear Peter, as much as I love your stories, I may have to send you my journals to edit so you can get a womans point of view where naughty sex goes,
2 months ago
bon noel, le poète ami... ☺
2 months ago
Happy Holidays and hope for a healthy 2015..
2 months ago
••˛•★JOYEUX★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★ N O Ë L ★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚ ET
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛• ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ★BONNE ANNEE★
★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱☆⋰⋱★⋰⋱★

All the best, dear Peter, in 2015, to the
MOST *prolific* writer in *any* language! :D

Olla

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