Worst (best) opening lines...153 onwards

Well I got to 152 before I had to leave for a while, and in reading back had some fun sharing these gems...I just happened to be reading the last additions when this new one arrived. Seems like kismet...ENJOY :) 153. im woman too,we last longer,id lick and fuck u with huge strapom i wear 24 7 154. so you want a domme? 155. You should try a Brown Man with his hair out, or Turban on. You'll get dominated sooo soooo very nicely....Lyk a dark forbidden fantasy... 156. You look amazing, but i'm sure that's not your only quality, isn't it ? Could we maybe get to know each other better ? What do… Read more

Posted by passiva 6 years ago 13