RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVE




Ingredients:


4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:


1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.



Notes:


1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.



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Posted by papa61
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3 years ago
GOOD ONE DUDE
3 years ago
replace the banana with a cucumber and pining nuts and you have a little twist on the dish.
Misslolly
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4 years ago
ahaha this is so funny!
rafael0058
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4 years ago
I like your recipe it great thanks i will use it over and over again thanks
4 years ago
just love you jokes their the best