A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive...!!

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"


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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by papa61
4 years ago    Views: 292
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4 years ago
lol nice
4 years ago
Dude you Should write a book!
4 years ago
love this joke so cool :)
4 years ago
lol thats funny