Little Johnny and April....

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asl**p.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sl**p.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third c***d?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"


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Posted by papa61
4 years ago    Views: 988
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2 years ago
Love it, the oldies are the best.
2 years ago
An oldie but a goody.Good to see it being recycled.
3 years ago
lol nice
4 years ago
lmfao.
4 years ago
awesome
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
LOL that one was really good
4 years ago
ha ha you are the best
4 years ago
hehehe just great