Joke..!!

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred pounds just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred pounds! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred pounds on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 pounds if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 pounds he owes me?"


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Posted by papa61
4 years ago    Views: 1,333
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bobbie33
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4 years ago
brilliant
4 years ago
wow
4 years ago
very good
4 years ago
that was good lol
Straightw...
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4 years ago
Oh GOD!!! hehehe
4 years ago
good one
4 years ago
lol