FUCKING FUNNY

I DONT THINK THIS IS TRUE BUT ITS SO FUNNY I NEARLY WET MYSELF LAUGHING

on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.


One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.


Anyway, here's how it all went down:


DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'


Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'


DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'


Contestant: 'Brian.'


DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'


Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'


DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'


Brian: 'Sara.'


DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'


Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'


DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'


DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'


Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'


DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'


Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'


DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'


Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'


DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'


DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'


Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'


DJ: 'Uh huh...'


Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'


DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.


[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touch tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: 'Kinkos.'


DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'


Clerk: 'This is she.'


DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'


Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'


DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'


Sarah: 'No.'


DJ: 'Good!'


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'


DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'


DJ: 'What time?'


Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'


DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'


Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'


DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'Where did you have it?'


Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'


Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'


DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Well...'


DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'


They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
Apparantly there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions





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Posted by nhyui444
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5 months ago
hahah love it
5 months ago
There was a US television show many years ago called "The Newlyweds Game". Similar rules. One early episode had a similar setup and punch line. It's become a staple in blooper reels.

Ah, I now see a reference cited by someone else. D'oh!

Gotta love it.
8 months ago
I heard this story before, wish it was true
11 months ago
Fantastic!
11 months ago
Well, did they get the trip or not?!
1 year ago
Haha very funny
1 year ago
that's actually hilarious.
also hot that she admitted taking it up the arse
1 year ago
It was funnier when it was on The Newlywed Game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU
1 year ago
love it
1 year ago
that was really funny! heheheheh, wondering if they got the trip though
1 year ago
haha thats funny
1 year ago
How old is this story and how many more variations can it go through, shit loads I'm guessing...lol
1 year ago
Excellent
2 years ago
lmao awesome
2 years ago
Another example that honesty may not be the best policy.Great story.
2 years ago
too funny lol
2 years ago
Funny that one , kinda see it coming but its good .
2 years ago
lol good finish :)
2 years ago
brilliant
2 years ago
Brilliant!
kgirls-rock
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2 years ago
Hahaha!
2 years ago
fantastic! really fun!
2 years ago
This is a classic I first heard a version in the 80's but this version is better.
2 years ago
how funny!!!
2 years ago
i heard this one before :)))
clobber1985
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2 years ago
that´s so funny!
2 years ago
Pure brilliance pmsl
2 years ago
I think she should get an extra 5 days, with or without the ass fucker.
2 years ago
But did they get the trip?
jolen1965
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2 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHAH ..fell off my chair ...lol