Sex is like golf because:
-it's more fun to play with a friend, but you can play alone
-even if you have a regular partner, sometimes it's fun to play with someone new
-it usually takes women longer to finish than men, because they require more strokes
-you should always wash your balls before the next hole
-you need to rotate your hips to do it right
-if you drink too much before you play, you can't control your club
-you can play every day and never get tired of it
-most men lie to their friends about how well they play
-no two holes are the same
-the long clubs are impressive, but the short clubs require creativity
-a smooth stroke is best
-even when you play bad, you still enjoy it
-the more you practice, the better you play
And finally...
-the ultimate goal is always the same... get it in the hole!
xoxo