Surrogate Father

Surrogate Father (Slut wife mmm/f )

By Jet Lag



My wife Tina and I have been married for about 5 years now.
We married when she was 20 years old and I was 24. Tina is
what many people consider to be a knockout blonde. She is
tall with long legs a trim waist and an ample bustline. Her
bright blue eyes sparkle. She definitely has that centerfold
look. She is not bashful about showing off her sexy figure
particularly those full C-cup breasts and likes to wear
tight clothing that will compliment her body. Tina loves
all the attention and compliments.

We had always been very careful during sex, and Tina
insisted that I always wore a condom to avoid any mistakes
resulting in an unwanted pregnancy. Our sex life was good
mainly because my young wife had a strong sexual appetite
and we made love at least three or four times a week. She
has never really complained about any inadequacy from my
small penis and I have consistently made it a point to
please her in other ways such as oral sex. I thought that
our marriage and our sex lives were going along just fine.

Tina and I both worked at a large software company where we
held good jobs in different departments and in different
parts of the building complex. I was always so proud of her
and how sexy she looked. She was invariably a hit at the
various company parties and picnics and enjoyed all the
attention and flirting that she received from her male
coworkers. We were living out the American Dream.

Tina wasn't really too interested in having c***dren. I on
the other hand wanted to raise a small f****y with at least
one and maybe two k**s. We had decided that, once we were
able to afford a nice home in the suburbs we could consider
starting a f****y.

Eventually we did buy a nice house, and I reminded Tina of
my strong desire to begin our f****y. She was still very
hesitant, and it was only on rare occasions that she allowed
me to make love to her without my condom. It was only during
what she told me was her "fertile time". More and more she
was asking me to service her orally.

After about four or five months with no success at pregnancy
I suggested we go to a fertility clinic to be checked out.
Tina was very reluctant to go and I had to practically drag
her down there for our series of appointments. However,
each time we that returned home from a visit my wife was all
worked up sexually and demanded an oral tongue lashing the
moment we walked through the door.

We had gone for several visits and had a number of exams
performed on each of us separately. The results confirmed
what Tina had been telling me right along. That is, due to
a low sperm count, combined with my small penis I was unable
to successfully fertilize my wife. I was devastated, and
wanted to go back for more tests, but Tina refused.

One morning, during our commute into the city, we discussed
our dilemma. I brought up the subject first.

"Tina, you know I really want to start a f****y but if you
wont cooperate and go back to the clinic we wont get
anywhere" I pleaded.

Tina answered in a gruff tone. "It's not me that has the
problem and I'm not going back there. Period."

When she gives me that tone it's hopeless to argue, but
still I pressed her "Why won't you go back there" I whined
"You know how much it means to me."

"I'll tell you why" she snapped "I don't like the way they
conduct their exams at that place. Every single time we go
there they put me in an examining room and make me get all
undressed and sit there without a johnny or anything to put
on. Then the same three doctors come in and check me all
over. First one doctor checks my bl**d pressure while I am
sitting there nude and the others are staring at me. Then
one by one they take turns examining my breasts. A female
doctor has checked me for lumps before, and she didn't do it
like that. They make me put my hands on top of my head
while they squeeze my tits and pinch my nipples. Sometimes
they have a student doctor come in and check me too! Then
they always make me lay down and they insert some kind of
thermometer up my crotch. It's big and thick. It goes way
up there and then they start moving it in and out in and out
in and out! The entire time I am at that clinic they make
me stay nude and they don't care about anyone seeing me
either. Sometimes some of the other men patients see me
naked. Who do they think they are k**ding? I can plainly
see the smiles on their faces and the big bulges in their
pants. I wasn't born yesterday! Is that what you want to
put me through again, Frank?"

Tina was pissed, but I was sure she was exaggerating.

"Look honey." I said in my best reassuring tone. "That
clinic is very highly rated and I'm sure they know what they
are doing. You know how much it means to me. I really want
to have a f****y with you and unless you can think of
another way we're kind of stuck with the clinic thing. Just
promise me that you'll think about it. Okay baby?"

Tina just sat there in silence. It was a long quiet ride
into the office.

That evening, on the ride home, Tina brought up the subject
of the clinic.

"You know honey, I've been thinking about our f****y, like
you asked, and I think I have the answer for us . a
surrogate father."

She had a devilish grin.

"Great!" I shouted spontaneously "I'll contact the clinic
and get a list of the sperm donors and all the pertinent
information. We can get started right away!"

"No! I told you I'm not going back to those perverts at that
clinic." Tina insisted "I want to have our baby the normal
way. Except, because you can't do it, we need to use a
surrogate father to do it for you."

"What exactly do you mean?" I asked sheepishly

"Well" she started "Because you can't get me pregnant . in
the normal way, we can get someone else, a surrogate, to .
uh . have intercourse with me and make me pregnant. We can
get someone who is good looking and intelligent, with a
healthy f****y background and who has a big enough . uh .
unit . to get me pregnant for you."

I was in shock. Here was my beautiful blonde wife
suggesting that she have sex with another man, a handsome
intelligent man with a big cock, and worst of all, with my
consent.. But I remained calm.

"I think we should stick with the clinical approach, honey.
This sounds too kinky to me"

"Kinky! Kinky! You think my idea is too Kinky!" Tina
snapped " But it's not too kinky to have three doctors
staring at you wife naked and feeling up your wife's tits to
their hearts content and shoving instruments up her cunt,
that's not too kinky!"

I just sat there silently while Tina ranted on.

"Look Frank. It's not me that has the problem. It's you
and your tiny penis. It's you who wants to have a f****y so
bad and I'm just making a suggestion that's all. Now I'm
not going back to that awful clinic with those perverted
doctors. If you want me to have a baby we have to do it the
normal way or not at all. It's my way or the highway!"

Tina sat there fuming, her arms folded under her full bosom.
Her chest heaved up and down as she breathed heavily. She
was obviously very pissed.

"All right, all right, don't get so worked up." I tried
reassuring her "It's just that I love you so much I can't
imagine someone else having sex with you that's all. If
that's the only way we can have a baby together, well, I'll
have to think about it a little."

We both sat there quietly as we headed down the highway
towards our suburban development. Tina had calmed down and
she was fidgeting with the radio when I broke the silence
with a question.

"Where would we get someone to be a surrogate father and who
would it be?" I asked sheepishly.

The devilish grin returned to Tina's beautiful face and her
blue eyes sparkled. "I thought we could get some candidates
from work. It's a big company and there are lots of
handsome, smart men who work there. Some of them make
passes at me already. I'm pretty sure we can get a few of
them to start right away."

"A few! A few of them! "We need a few of them?" Now it was
me who had snapped.

Tina moved quickly to calm me down she slid closer to me and
put her left hand on the back of my neck and used her right
hand to lightly caress my crotch. An unimpressive tent
immediately formed in my pants. She had me right were she
wanted.

Tina still had that devilish grin and she began speaking in
her irresistible little girl pouting voice as she continued
rubbing my crotch.

"Well honey, it could be a problem if we actually know who
the father is. If we use more than one surrogate we wont
really know which one got me pregnant. If we can avoid
knowing who the father is it will be better for all of us
don't you think?"

She was right. If we knew who the father was there could be
emotional, financial, and visitation issues. With all the
crazy things in the news regarding adoptive parent's rights
and deadbeat dads grandparents visitation, you name it, we
were probably better off not knowing. Before I knew what I
was doing I agreed with her.

"All right honey, we can do it your way." I told her.

Little did I know how much I would regret those words.

The next day I contacted the clinic and got copies of all
the standard consent and f****y history forms for sperm
donors. That night we reviewed the forms and agreed to go
ahead with using surrogate fathers to get my wife pregnant.
That's when Tina produced a form of her own that she had
typed up.

Basically it was a written agreement between Tina and I
outlining our unorthodox plan for starting a f****y. It
stated that I understood that these men would be having sex
with my wife and that I consented freely. The agreement
further stated that the sex with various men was to continue
until such time as my wife became pregnant. It stated that
I could not object in any way or hold her liable for
adulterous behavior and could not file for divorce. As a
penalty, I would forfeit our home, cars, and bank accounts
in any proceeding to enf***e or annul the agreement.

That devilish grin appeared again as I signed the agreement.
Later on, she had her two girlfriends sign as witnesses, and
placed the document on file with an attorney.


Tina wasted no time in making appointments with various
candidates. On the very first night, my wife scheduled
three software engineers from work to drop by our house to
apply for the position. My stomach was doing flip-flops as
I sat in my study working on the consent and f****y history
forms. I wasn't so sure that this was a good idea, or if I
was really ready to have my beautiful sexy wife making love
to a variety of men. Meanwhile my wife was humming away
around the house, acting all bubbly and excited.

Tina was dressed in a pair of spandex shorts that looked
like they were painted on her. Her ass looked great and her
pussy was clearly outlined by the tight material. She wore
a thin white top, a half top really that barely covered her
tits and left her flat tanned stomach fully exposed. Her
full tits bounced playfully under the top whenever she
moved. Her long blonde hair was neatly tied up on top of
her head.

"That's what your gonna wear tonight?" I asked her. "You'll
embarrass me"

The revealing outfit was more humiliating to me than if she
was totally naked.

"What's the matter honey." Tina had a seductive smile and
went right into her little girl pouting voice. "Don't you
like it. I just want to keep the guys interested and be
sure they know what they're getting. Besides, this is what
you want isn't it? You want someone to get me pregnant for
you don't you? And if they are going to do that they might
as well get a good look at me first. This is much better
than that nasty perverted clinic isn't it?"

Tina came up close to me and gave me a big kiss. I folded.

"Sorry honey, I'm just having trouble getting used to this
surrogate father idea." I reassured her.

Just then the doorbell rang. "I'll get it" Tina announced as
she bounced over to the door.

Moments later my wife emerged into the living room with her
three coworkers in tow. They all had huge grins on their
faces as Tina introduced them. My grin was more than a
little f***ed. One by one I took each of them into my
study to ask them the personal f****y questions and get them
to sign the consent forms. Then I called Tina in and we
discussed their applications. It seemed to me that they
were all okay candidates. We both emerged from the study
and decided that Tina would give them the news.

My wife stood in front of them and put her hands behind her
back, which made her tits stick out even more, straining
against the thin material. She looked terrific and sexy as
hell. Her perfect centerfold body was proudly on display and
she loved it. Her bright blue eyes sparkled in the bright
lighting of our living room.

Tina looked over at me and smiled seductively before she
began her announcement.

"As you already know, the reason you are here is because we
were checked down at the fertility clinic and my husband's
penis is too small and his ejaculations are so minimal that
he can't get me pregnant. We want to have our baby in the
normal way but Frank and I don't want to run into this
problem again, so if you don't mind, I would like to check
each one of you and examine your equipment for myself. If
one of you would follow me into my husband's study we can
get started."

All three of them jumped up at once. "One at time please"
Tina laughed as she pointed to one guy, Mark, and led him
away to my study. She glanced back at me and gave me kind
of a half smile half smirk as Mark placed his hand on her
nicely shaped ass.

This wasn't part of the plan. I was dumbstruck, overcome
with embarrassment and I couldn't look the other fellows in
the eye. Humiliated and distraught, I retired to the
bedroom.

About an hour later my wife joined me, while I was lying in
bed wearing just my pajama bottoms. She sat down on the bed
next to me.

"Going to bed so early Frank?" she queried.

"I just couldn't stay there while my wife was in the next
room checking out guys cocks, okay." I quipped.

Tina's voice was low and soothing. She began stroking my
little pecker.

"I'm only doing this for you, baby. You want me to get
pregnant right? So I had to make sure that all the guys were
big enough before you start letting them fuck me. You want
to be sure they all have big enough cocks, right? And I
want be sure that we don't end up with someone who is too
small or can't cum enough like you or we'll be right back
were we started. I only checked out their equipment so you
wouldn't have to."

I was confused, but somehow her words were making sense to
me. In fact, I was beginning to find the whole idea
strangely erotic in some way. I wanted to hear about my
sexy wife and her coworkers with their big cocks. The
thought of it was really beginning to turn me on. It was
like the slut wife fantasy I had read stories about.

"What did you do with them" I asked sheepishly.

"Are you sure you want to know" she said as she began
stroking me faster.

"Yes tell me, tell me how you checked their pricks" I
panted

Tina gave me that half smile half smirk again as she started
recounting her examination of the three men.

"Well, I brought each of them into your study and asked them
to open their pants and show me their equipment. Mark was
first, and his cock looked a little small to me. But he
said it was much bigger when it got hard, so I made him sit
down in your chair and I knelt down in front of him and
started to rub his prick like I am doing to you now. Mark
reached up inside my top and started feeling my tits, he
said it would help him to get hard faster. So I pulled my
top up over my tits so he could get a good look at them at
let him play with them for a while. Sure enough his cock
got pretty big."

"I couldn't just leave him like that, all aroused and
everything, so I kept rubbing his cock faster and faster. I
let him play with my tits and rub my cunt a little. I didn't
think you would mind seeing that eventually you would be
letting him fuck me. Next thing you know he was shooting
his cum like crazy all over the place. He got a lot of his
cum on my tits and on your chair. He apologized and cleaned
it all up with his hanky."

"The second one was Bill. As soon as he got in your study
his hands were all over me. He was kissing me and rubbing my
ass saying that he couldn't wait to start making babies with
me. I let him feel me up for a while. Then I sat him down
in your chair and knelt down in front of him to open up his
pants and check out the size of his equipment. Bill's cock
was pretty big and it wasn't even hard yet. He was never
circumcised so he had skin covering up the tip. His cock
was really thick. My fingers could barely go all the way
around."

"I started rubbing his cock and it got even bigger. It had
a big purple head hiding under that foreskin. I couldn't
believe the size of it! All I could think of is how lucky
you are, honey, to have that thick cock fucking your wife
and making a baby for you."

"I was letting Bill play with my tits and rubbing his big
cock faster and faster. I thought he was going to cum any
minute and I didn't want to make a big mess, like the last
time, so I leaned over and put his cock into my mouth and
began sucking on it. Sure enough he started squirting his
hot cum in my mouth almost right away. He really got a lot
in there but I was able to swallow all of it, so we wouldn't
make a mess in your chair. It didn't taste as bad as I
imagined it would."

"The last guy was Andy. As soon as he got into your study
with me he dropped his pants and his huge prick was standing
straight out. God, Frank, his thing is the size of my
forearm! I thought Bill's cock was big but Andy's has to be
at least twelve inches."

"Andy held me in his arms and started kissing me. He was
holding my ass and gently pulling me in and out against his
body. His big prick was right up against my cunt and he
kept rubbing me with it. Between all the kissing and
rubbing he must have broke down my resistance. Next thing
you know he's got my shorts and top off and I'm leaning over
your desk letting him fuck me from behind with his huge
cock. I must have had two or three orgasms right in a row
before he started squirting hot cum way up inside me."

"Frank honey, I know that, at the right time, you were going
to want him to fuck me. But I wasn't ready. I just
finished my period a couple days ago so I can't get pregnant
yet.. You're not mad are you Frank? . Mad that Andy fucked
your wife a little before you were ready to let him?"

Just at that point, I started dribbling cum out of my little
pecker. I guess her having sex with this guy and his monster
cock turned me on in a strange sort of way. The whole thing
was a little too erotic for me. It was very confusing. On
the one hand, I loved my beautiful wife and wanted to raise
a f****y with her. The downside was that in order to get
what I wanted I had to let her coworkers have sex with her.

"I'm not mad honey. I guess he just got a little head
start." I lied.

The next day, my life with Tina began to change. She
started wearing shorter skirts, sexier underwear, and most
days she went to work without a bra. We were still
commuting into work together, but she would often get a ride
home with one of her coworkers. The number of surrogate
fathers on our "approved" list had grown to seven members.
Tina had shut me off for sex already telling me that she had
to save herself for the surrogate dads and somehow made it
all seem like she was doing me a big favor.

Tina confessed that she was letting the guys feel up her
tits and her ass around the office "Just to keep them
interested". Sometimes she would skip her lunch hour with
me to interview a new perspective surrogate. My wife
explained that she had to "let them feel her up or maybe let
them fuck her just a little bit to be sure they had the
right equipment." It was starting to get to me but I really
wanted to start a f****y in the worst way.

We had set up our guest bedroom to accommodate the frequent
sl**povers that would be inevitable. Tina wanted a new bed,
curtains, shades, and a locking doorknob. The beginning of
her fertile period was starting and Tina wanted Mark to be
the first. She told me that she wanted to start out small
and work her way up. I guessed that Andy would be the last
guy in a long line.

That night Tina rode home from work with Mark. I had to
work a little late and when I arrived home Tina and Mark
were in the kitchen talking. She was standing next to the
countertop and preparing a salad or something. My wife
looked so hot and sexy that night. She was wearing a short
yellow sundress with a deep scoop neck and thin straps. One
of the straps had slipped off her shoulder slightly exposing
the top of her tanned breast and ample cleavage. Mark had
his hand up under my wife's dress resting on the soft white
globe of her round ass. Her dress was lifted high enough in
the back to give me a clear view of her white panties and
Marks hand gently probing behind the covering.

"Hi honey, I'm home" I hoped this announcement would cause
them to stop.

"Hi babe" Tina shouted from the kitchen.

Neither her nor Mark interrupted what they were doing. I
noticed a pair of pantyhose thrown on the sofa and Tina's
shoes nearby on the floor. I imagined that when my wife got
home and removed them it was all the invitation that Mark
needed. I couldn't watch. I retired to my study to finish
up some paperwork.

We all sat down to dinner together, which, for Mark and I,
was a very quiet and tense affair. Tina, on the other hand,
was her usual delightful and bubbly self. Bouncing in her
seat and chattering away. The strap of her sundress kept
slipping off of her shoulder almost exposing one of her
breasts. She would leave it down for a while and then,
while fixing it, look up at me with that devilish grin, or
over to Mark with a seductive smile. The sexual tension was
unmistakable.

After dinner, I returned back to my study to bury my
thoughts in work. Meanwhile, Tina and Mark were on the
couch talking in the next room. At one point, I peeked out
the doorway at them. The strap on my wife's sundress had
slipped down again but this time it fully exposed one breast
and her large pink nipple was totally uncovered. Tina and
Mark were kissing passionately. Her sundress was bunched up
around her hips and Marks hand was busy down inside my
wife's panties. I thought Tina noticed me looking, but she
couldn't have because she took Mark's head in her hands and
pulled it down right on her exposed breast and then reached
into his lap and started rubbing his crotch.

I couldn't bear to watch so I closed the door to my study
and tried to continue working.

Moments later, Tina knocked at the door and entered the
room.

"Honey, are you sure that your okay with this?" She asked
"I want to try and make a baby for you, because I love you
and I thought that this is what you wanted."

"I'm sure" I said, "This part is a little hard for me."

My wife licked her lips and got that devilish grin again.

"Then you want Mark to fuck me? You won't mind if he fucks
me?"

Tina stood there waiting for a reply. I didn't know what to
say exactly.

After a brief silence, Tina must of thought I needed more
convincing. She moved close to me. She pulled the straps
to her dress down so her tits were fully exposed. Tina took
my hands and placed them on her tits. Once I took the bait
and started massaging her sexy breasts, she leaned over and
gave me a big kiss. Tina started rubbing my crotch and an
unimpressive bulge promptly formed in my pants. She knew how
to get her way.

Tina started rubbing my cock and speaking again with that
little girl pouting voice.

"I'm only doing this for you, Frank, because you want me to
have a baby. Now I have already gone ahead and gotten Mark
all worked up and everything. He has me a little worked up
too. I'm going to let him fuck me, okay? You want Mark to
fuck me right?"

She started rubbing me faster and faster.

"You're my husband so you have to tell me." She explained
"You have to tell me that you want him to fuck me for you .
because of your small little penis."

She slowed down on her stroking but continued speaking in
her pouting voice.

"I want to let Mark fuck me okay? Now tell me. Tell me you
want Mark to fuck me."

At that point I started to cum right away. Tina knew this
would happen.

I knew I was beaten and promptly gave in to her "Yes honey,
I want him to fuck you."

Tina gave me a quick kiss on the cheek as she quickly
covered up her top. She moved toward the door and looked
back to shoot me that little grin / smirk of hers as she
left.

I couldn't believe what was happening. Here I was giving
permission to my beautiful, no drop dead gorgeous wife to
have sex with a coworker. I couldn't concentrate on the
project I had been working on and decided to go up to bed
and rest.

Unfortunately, the guest bedroom shares a common wall with
the master bedroom. The walls are paper-thin and I could
clearly hear what sounded like heavy sexual activity in the
next room. My wife was moaning and talking dirty to Mark.

"Fuck me! Oh Mark Fuck me harder! Your cock is so big!
Fuck me with your big cock. Make me get pregnant!"

I don't know if it was for Mark's benefit or for mine. In
any event, I couldn't take it and decided to go out for a
few beers instead. By the time I returned home Mark was
gone and Tina was asl**p.

The next ten days or so consisted of the same routine. Each
night I would come home to find my wife with another
coworker flirting and petting each other. At first, I was
going into my study and trying to put the whole thing out of
my mind. But then Tina would come in and try to make me
say that I wanted, Bill or Tom or whoever to fuck her!

One night she called me out of the study into the living
room. There she was sitting on the couch with Andy. Tina's
top was pushed up over her big tits with her nipples fully
exposed. Her bottoms consisted of a sexy pair of silk
panties. Andy's pants were open and his huge cock was
standing at attention. Andy had his hand on my wife's tits
and was alternating feeling up each one. Tina had a grip
around Andy's huge manhood and was gently pulling up and
down.

"Frank honey I wanted you to see Andy's big cock. It's huge
isn't it?"

I didn't answer. I just stood there mesmerized by the scene
in front of me.

"I'm going to let him fuck me with this big cock, you don't
mind do you?"

Tina had that devilish look again. This was really getting
to me.

Again, I just stood there. Refusing to answer.

"You want Andy to fuck me too, right?" She quizzed "You
want Andy to fuck me with his big cock and give us a baby
right? Tell me. Tell me you want Andy to fuck me."

"Tina, I want Andy to fuck you." I answered in a bland
monotone.

Tina started talking in her pouting voice again. "Frank now
if you really want him to fuck me come over here and take
off my underpants for me. Take off my underpants so Andy
knows that you really don't mind him fucking me."

Andy and Tina were both gigling.

Humiliated and defeated I walked over and removed my wife's
silk panties.

Tina gave me that half smile and half smirk while Andy
laughed out loud. Her and Andy headed upstairs to the
bedroom. The last thing I saw was my wife's bare ass
swinging as she walked away.

That's the way it kept on going. Most nights she f***ed me
to say that I wanted the guy to fuck her. A lot of nights I
had to take off her panties too. This was all too much.
Finally, I just decided it was better to go out and get
d***k, try and forget about it.

In spite of all the intercourse my wife was having, her
period arrived right on schedule.

Tina did not seem as disappointed as I obviously was.

"Don't worry honey. I'll keep trying for you." She assured
me.

This was not really working for me. The following month
things just got worse. Most nights, I would arrive home to
find Tina parading around in sheer nightgowns, or even
topless in front of the surrogate father of the day. She
was making me take off her underpants, for her, the moment I
got home from work. She said it made the surrogate fathers
feel more comfortable. She said it showed them I was okay
with letting them fuck her and it proved to her that I
really loved her. When I tried to object Tina would remind
me about the agreement I had signed.

After a while, Tina was having two or three guys over at a
time. She told me that one guy at a time didn't seem to be
working. They were feeling her up and fucking her all over
the damn house. She was even fucking them and sucking them
right in front of me! I couldn't take any more and didn't
even bother to come home at night during her "fertile time".
The problem was that the "fertile time" was turning into
every single day of the month. The days when she was
actually bleeding she was giving them all blowjobs, to help
them "keep the sperm production going" It was really getting
ridiculous.

Months and months went by but still no luck on getting my
wife pregnant. Then one sunny Saturday I decided to take
Tina's car to the car wash. When I went to get the keys
from her purse I made a fateful discovery. a package of
birth control pills.

I immediately phoned her doctors office and the pharmacy.
It seems that Tina has been steadily on birth control pills
ever since we got married. five years ago. There was, of
course, no way she was ever going to get pregnant. Ever!

I confronted Tina and she didn't deny it. I moved out and
filed for divorce. I lost everything.

I moved away to a different state and got a job for an
Internet startup company. I threw myself into my work to
try and forget about what had happened. I worked long and
hard. The company eventually went public and I received
millions in stock options.

I fell in love and married a wonderful woman. Much to my
surprise she became pregnant right away and we have a
beautiful baby boy! We are now living a very happy life. I
hope my ex wife reads this and feels as bad as I did when
she was humiliating me. I guess the old saying is true!
All is well that ends well!
93% (12/1)
 
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Posted by mumulover
1 year ago    Views: 1,312
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4 months ago
awesome until you moved away and found out you could impregnate a woman