Signed up:1337 days ago
Last Activity:5 hours ago
Profile Viewed:389,888 times
I'm:Boris The fucking Cunt of a Spider, 65
From:Marbella, United Kingdom
Personal Information
Kids:Yes, we sometimes live together
Education:PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Star sign:Pisces
Drinking:Most days
Physical Information
Body type:Stocky
Height:7 ft 0 in (213 cm)
Hair length:Very short
Hair color:Black
Eye color:Green
About Me
Porn Expert.

Please read this before inviting me as a friend!

Please! DO NOT! invite me if you don't have any uploads or any favourites that are of the same taste GEDDITT!!... FUCK OFF!!

I have some very simple likes!

Big tit porn (simple life what!)

Big tit bbw (simple life what!)

big tit mature (simple life what!)

Big tit and / or stockings and heels, mules (simple life what!)

Fully clothed sex especially big tit. Love it!

Schoolgirl stuff (obviously over 18 otherwise don't even fucking go there you fucking cunts otherwise you'll be glassed and fucking introduced to my good mate Stanley a nice fucking friend to have!)

British Porn & vintage, in particular British vintage.

Definitely don't fucking invite me if you have those fucking cock avatars!

If also you happen to be a performer in the vidz or pics posted please do not take offence to the words slag, slut or cunt that I may use to describe you and or your performance. In fact take it as a fucking compliment! Even if it's your nearest and dearest who's banging you and happens to never have seen a gym in his life and has spent most of his time out of the sun, in a pub, burger bar or tattooist shop! What the fuck do you want to be called!

If I describe you as a quality slut or slag then that's because I think you've read more than one book in your life, can cook a meal for more than one person, have raised a family or had a sensible conversation with someone about business, sport, music, politics and life in general. Again take it as a fucking compliment!
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1 day ago
Thanks for the add.
Great stuff. I love what I see here.
8 days ago
Thanks for accepting, love your stuff!
10 days ago
and...........a very grumpy old wanker as well ! LOL
10 days ago
and you're not cunt!
11 days ago
12 days ago
Thanks for comment! Welcome to our profile... have fun!
14 days ago
I take my vitamins every day, in my preferred way, in tablet form LOL.
15 days ago
Great Videos.. good work !!
22 days ago
Thanks for adding me.
25 days ago
love your contributions!!!
29 days ago
Class pictures, videos 1a, Super Profile
Thanks for the friendship
29 days ago
great uploads fellow jugg lover! thanks for the add!
29 days ago
nice selection top profil
1 month ago
We'd like to thank you for your comments, but we won't you twat. As you know we only get so long before we have to be in bed. It's to do with the tag on our ankles!!! Anyway, enjoy the uploads whilst you can. We're bound to get a bollocking like you off the boss soon.
1 month ago
nice selection, thanks.
1 month ago
Very nice profile!
1 month ago
Changed my avatar pal now my wife's pussy hope you approve
1 month ago
Sorry but to be fair with my other 5000 plus friends you have to have a minimum of 200 favourite videos before I can add you, I am sure it wont take you long to add more videos then we can become friends :) xxx
1 month ago
Whacky candid profile man.I fucking love it.Glad u liked the wankvids...best stuff....S.
1 month ago
Thanks for the add. Great video and gallery collection!! Nicely done!!
1 month ago
Great profile. Love the big tit bbw stuff
1 month ago
love your page thanks for adding us
2 months ago
thanks great page
2 months ago
Thanks for your comment,I'll keep 'em cumming!
2 months ago
Thanks for inviting me, love your profile wording!Got a great chuckle out of me.
2 months ago
Outstanding collection of Toni pictures and videos, you must have been married to her
2 months ago
Wow, man...Great, great profile! I'm very glad you invited me! THANX
2 months ago
We can't be arsed waiting until Christmas to message you. So enjoy it. Get drunk, wank over some slags and go fuck yourself xx
2 months ago
Are you never going to give up asking for what you know wont happen, lol. Merry Christmas xxx
2 months ago
Thanks ! and welcome !

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