magictophat's profile

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Porn Lover

4563 days on xHamster

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33 subscribers

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Personal information

I am:

kev not-telling, male, heterosexual

From:

Derby, United Kingdom

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English

Education:

High school

Occupation:

Costumed superhero.

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

No, but maybe want some

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Occasionally

Drugs:

Never

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Hazel

Height:

5 ft 5 in (165 cm)

Comments

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hey.. r u single???

Mmmm... I like it

Erm 'older' man! XxX

You need to fucking behave young man! ;0) x

Bonjour,

Spambots/Spaffbots... Don't worry Farmer Joe my tits are big enough to catch the spillage of several female 'Fwends' (I'm hoping that you've seen the Inbetweeners otherwise you'll be imagining that I talk like Jonathan Woss... Oops Ross)

xXx

I'd meet you at Tesco's but I'm banned Nationwide ... Apparently it's not appropriate to throw Veet Hair Removal Cream into the trolley of hairy ladies without there permission, deep throating bananas and cucumbers to test how 'ripe' they are is also not allowed... Fingering myself on the book isle whilst 'borrowing' 50 shades of Grey is also NOT permitted! Boring cunts!
Sainsburys Yeah? XxxX

Fuck Me I didn't write that much for my Dissertation! Sorry

Thankyou for accepting the invite ... I had a feeling you may enjoy yourself - just like I did when I first read your profile ... But the profile does not do the other correspondence justice - I knew you were going to be funny but nothing could've prepared me for the laughter and smiles that you generate from such a miserable bitch like myself

I'm off to ASDA need to buy some Tena Lady Pants ready for your next installment

... Thankyou xxx