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Personal information

I am:

Allen Johnson, 38 years old, male, heterosexual

From:

Lisbon, Connecticut, United States

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English

Education:

Associate degree (2 years college)

Occupation:

office manager

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Taken

Kids:

No, but maybe want some

Religion:

Atheist

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Occasionally

Drugs:

Never

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Large

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

6 ft 0 in (183 cm)

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to luv2plzmatures : Every moment you'd want me to!!!

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luv2plzmatures Host 4 years ago

to badgranny24382 : You want to serve this big hard young cock all day dont you

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Married, separated or cheating you are welcome to come visit me for days at a time

luv2plzmatures Host 4 years ago

to Michaela512 : What do you like most

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Michaela512 4 years ago

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caxfire7 4 years ago

I’ve a married slut for ya!!!!

to luv2plzmatures : you got email address

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luv2plzmatures Host 5 years ago

to stefhavre43 : What pic would you like most to be tributed

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you going to make me a tribute? Stephanie here

luv2plzmatures Host 5 years ago

to YummyPumpkinsMax : And honestly, Id just sit back and watch at that point and be happy lol

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YummyPumpkinsMax 5 years ago

baby, in reality---2 older women in bed with you. you'd feel like a lost puppy because tey would quickly forget you completely and go fter each other like hungry wolves. YOU would just be an excuse for them to get together.

- If you want to maximize your semen output, collect it after a restful night's sleep or extended foreplay. Suddenly that Family Life class where you learned about "teaspoonfuls of ejaculate" makes sense, huh?
- If you want good-tasting semen, drink lots of ginger tea (at least that's what the chefs working on the cookbook found out for themselves).

- Semen cooks like egg whites, not mayonnaise.

And there are tips I'll bet you didn't know about cooking with sperm, like:

I'm suddenly reminded of that Vice magazine where the guy eats frozen lollipops of his own man seed. (And then vomits profusely, if I remember correctly.)

Then there are the "Creamy Cum Crepes," which are regular crepes filled with cottage cheese and two tablespoons of man juice. Yum.

1/2 oz. semen

ice cubes

cream or milk

1 oz. coffee liqueur

2 oz. vodka

Right off the bat, you get a recipe for a cocktail (a White Russian, naturally):

And, yes, it appears to be a real book, and a second edition is already on the way.

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties," the book's description goes. "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that."