lilith10's Blog Old Intro
I am currently a self-proclaimed nymphomaniacal chataholic.
When I eat popsicles in public I normally try my best to make the tip
into a penis shape in order to draw attention to myself.
Someday, I'd like to weigh like 250 pounds and lose it just so I can
say "Hey girl, I've been there, done that" when someone mentions
their weight problem.
I love to have my ass licked, but I normally lose respect for the
guy who is doing it and I can't have sex with him afterwards.
I once fucked a remote control at a hotel when I couldn't find anything
better to stick inside myself. I stuck it in both holes.
I have a history of mental illness and have been labeled "hypersexual"
by a crack-team of psychologists. Apparently it isn't "normal" nor
socially acceptable to walk around in public with various plugs stuck
I have never fucked a shake-weight :-(
I have peed myself on purpose before. Several times in fact. Just
I like to smoke the marijuana and look at the porno.
And I hate the PO-lice, but not really. I just wanted to say PO-lice.
I used to enjoy stealing my mom's car from time to time. It was SO
funny when she threatened to report it stolen. She always had such a
angry/funny look on her face!
My name is Kate, I'm unemployed, and I have nothing better to do
than to partake in xhamster politics. For that matter, I really am here
for the bullshit, not the porn.
I have no toleration for vagina jokes. Period.
And, yes. I just stole that from youtube :-)
I don't like tributes. The concept doesn't make any sense to me. But
I would appreciate the artistic value of a tribute made to a collage of
a bunch of other tributes. It would be called "Giving Back: A Tribute
to Those Who Have Contributed."
Lastly, I object to the depiction of premarital sex in porn!