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I am currently a self-proclaimed nymphomaniacal chataholic.

When I eat popsicles in public I normally try my best to make the tip
into a penis shape in order to draw attention to myself.

Someday, I'd like to weigh like 250 pounds and lose it just so I can
say "Hey girl, I've been there, done that" when someone mentions
their weight problem.

I love to have my ass licked, but I normally lose respect for the
guy who is doing it and I can't have sex with him afterwards.

I once fucked a remote control at a hotel when I couldn't find anything
better to stick inside myself. I stuck it in both holes.

I have a history of mental illness and have been labeled "hypersexual"
by a crack-team of psychologists. Apparently it isn't "normal" nor
socially acceptable to walk around in public with various plugs stuck
inside you.

I have never fucked a shake-weight :-(

I have peed myself on purpose before. Several times in fact. Just
recently.

I like to smoke the marijuana and look at the porno.

And I hate the PO-lice, but not really. I just wanted to say PO-lice.

Flowers.

I used to enjoy stealing my mom's car from time to time. It was SO
funny when she threatened to report it stolen. She always had such a
angry/funny look on her face!

My name is Kate, I'm unemployed, and I have nothing better to do
than to partake in xhamster politics. For that matter, I really am here
for the bullshit, not the porn.

I have no toleration for vagina jokes. Period.

And, yes. I just stole that from youtube :-)

I don't like tributes. The concept doesn't make any sense to me. But
I would appreciate the artistic value of a tribute made to a collage of
a bunch of other tributes. It would be called "Giving Back: A Tribute
to Those Who Have Contributed."

Lastly, I object to the depiction of premarital sex in porn!


Posted by lilith10 2 years ago
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1 year ago
Fuck you and your subtle criticism ass. I don't mind feedback, even if it is negative, but you have a history of making snide little comments just to get under my skin, Arnee. And you wonder why you're blocked?
1 year ago
Yes. Yes I will marry you!
1 year ago
Nice...

Will you marry me?
2 years ago
"Apparently it isn't 'normal' nor socially acceptable to walk around in public with various plugs stuck inside you."

But I thought that's what the tapered part of a plug is for, so it doesn't dislodge when you need to go out. It would be crazier to try going to the store with a regular dil in one's ass.

"I have peed myself on purpose before. Several times in fact. Just
recently."

I haven't, but being unable to tear myself away from your page just now meant I just barely made it to the loo in time.

"I like to smoke the marijuana and look at the porno."

Certainly intensifies the orgasms doesn't it? Assuming one uses porn for orgasms that is.
2 years ago
Nice intro, thanks for being brutally honest and open about yourself.
2 years ago
Happy to see this preserved...are you a hoarder along with the other stuff? LOL(I know I am!)
2 years ago
Very Honest, but not Your best work.
dmmovie2001
retired
2 years ago
funny and disturbing intro. Thanks for sharing
2 years ago
You are an intelligent and interesting woman,
I would be happy to know you better!